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Hello peeps.
Today I, Allie, have taken over the blog. Therfore, you'll actually be able to read my writing. No typos, see??
We here at LAEI are very sorry that we forgot to inform you of our vacation last week. Being evil requires a lot of work, and even evil geniuses, like ourselves, need breaks. You'll be glad to know we had a lovely vacation in Majorka. Now, onto the scheme!!
This week, we have decided to do the unthinkable. We shall crash the Internet. MWAHAHAHA.
Alright. First we shall make emails to send to the entire earths population. A blue penguin will be dancing, with the Evil Penguin theme song playing in the backround. An advertisment for Allie Lauren Evil Incorporated will pop up just before the song ends, like one of those evil emails were you have to stare at the picture and then a freaky face pops up and screams. Except that instead of screaming ours will be shouting "CAUSE ITS AN EVIL PENGUIN!!!!"
After it screams, an evil virus will be sent out to the computer. The virus was created by LAEI labs, our papoose minions led by Adam, there leader, and Sweet Pea the demonic hamster, who has now died 9 times. This virus will send the entire contents of the internet to us, where it will be held for ransom. Also, rooms with an exessive amount of tech equipment will most likely be slightly toasted. There you go, ATOD. (Wait, Can you hold the internet for ransom? We asked the same question. Either way, we're going to try.) Before you all lose the internet for good, a little blue penguin pops up and says " An evil penguin ate your internet". Bye bye connection.
The ransom for the internet will be about $200,000 dollars. We don't want to ask for too much, because were still rich after the New Years scheme. It has paid for most of our new evil equipment. Also, everytime you open the internet from then on out, it must first come to our blog page. Haha.
Alright. Lauren will probably be disappointed in my blog. She's the funny one, as you can see. :0)

So Adios,
Lauren and Allie, CEOs of LAEI

PS. Who's doing all the work now, Lauren?? HA. :)