welcome to LAEI goes to court

Okay so hola welcome everyone konichiwah reader-son
anyways next week (Wed) is National Scheming Day be here for the enormous celebrations Allie and I are already getting started...so here I am there you are now story time peeps
okay rewind.........
Last Night Allie and I decided to get in the pre-spirit of scheming day and we stole Allie's sister kelsey's awesome Watermelon Stress ball and created the amazing awesome stress ball of awesomeness...it was fun so now onto scheming week....
oh goody so there I was minding my own business when I got a letter summoning me to court we were in court against the evil demons of hades oh NO!!!!! AHHHH and then i laughed pshhh
ohhh by the way Allie is off getting braces shhhhh so lauren is running LAEI Lauren would also like to mention that she finds it quite annoying that her name has one of those little red line things when she didn't spell it wrong.... so anyways
Our Lawyer Sam...Snowflake for short even though yes I know sam is shorter than snowflake dont mock me....
anyways we've decided we're counter sueing for possession of the underworld (aka hell but hell is a bad word) so anyways once we win because we will win this is all imaginary and I can easily you know say woohoooo they won and be lying but you'd all believe me because i wrote it but I was lying back then so yah anyways we win and then once we have possession of the underworld because we will!!!!!!! we will release the dead souls on our poor and unfortunate enemies.....
so anyways we will then be rulers of the underworld and then we will distribute our evil-ness to everyone

so anyways though that was horrid I know I have no ideas ill let allie do it next time she's not funnier but she thinks she is which is amusing in itself.......
cheers
Lauren and Alls(who isn't smiling tomorrow yah good luck with that..how can you not smile/laugh while in my presence)
LAEI CEO(s)

p.s. Tune in on Wednesdya the 11th for NSD
p.p.s. tune in on Friday the 13th for the friday the thirteenth day of bad luck scheme how to turn everyones bad luck to be evil
cheers