LONG DIE HANNAH MONTANNA

Omg ughh vaca everyone so boring....Allie and I have much to do....alas its not like weve been doing it...........lol most definitely
so in case you have had problems you will notice that we have a new theme and also now everyone can comment so Alls and I command you to comment got it!!!!!! so now on to being evil alls and i thank you for your patience
btw this is lauren dur
step 1: We brain wash Kelsey Parkin our new co-leader of the papoose minions and she goes to BEMS and burns out the enormous image of Miley Cyrus with her rather repulsive milk mustache Lauren would like to add that she just finished watching american idol and is infinitely glad that the brat/drama queen tatianna got voted off yay!!!!!! so anyways she kind of reminds me of miley cyrus especially the way she laughs it gives her the image of being really blonde/stupid/mentally challenged....u know
step two now that we're back on subject is to high-jack the hannah montanna tour bus note that while doing this we are probably going to die due to suspected amounts of too much pink in one area blah and barf its like a burp/barf ewwwwwwwww so anyways we steel her from the bus and take us to a hide out where we torture hannah montanna with many pictures of her old noses mwhahahahahahahah this oughta creep her out a lot!!!!!!!!!!!

step 3 capture "the gamblinator" (yah right hes like a lost kitten thats how scary he is!!) he is mostly likely going to be found on street corners selling illegal substances and terrorizing innocent first graders with pictures of dead puppies the FBI is still trying to find out how he got them but there's a rumor going around the animal rights league is starting a petition to get the death penalty put on him no need to worry he'll be spending enough time with the brain-washing blonde brat hannah montanna to care for us all....:) mwhahahahahaha the reign of Hannah montanna has gone on far too l0ng....

step 4 imprison the gamblinator and hannah montanna in a museum where thousands fo little first graders will throw rotten tomatos at them they will also have to live with the annoying little mort (lemur from madagascar 2 obsessed with king julian of course how could they not be he is the bomb!!!! long live king julian...."im a lady im a lady look at me im a lady not really its me king julian which of you is attracted to me?" unquote; quote"I your beloved king julian must simply make a small sacrifce to my good friend the water gods..." ) ok enough madagascar 2 talkin.......

step 5 throw a papoose minion party....lol

step 6 release statements that say anything remotely relate to hannah montanna is illegal including magazines merchandise the new movie and talk of her!!!!!!!

step 7 give hannah her old nose and confiscate her make up and send her and the gamblinator to a deserted island with dragons, mud, seagulls, a pile of pancakes stuck to their head, a loud stereo playing scremo music that will never die, and many other unimmaginable tortures to be lived through

so due to my extreme exhaustion alls and I take our leave for a thousand years or life whichever comes last lol just kidding

special shout out to wizard whose moving so sad alls is under the impression that this means she'll be back on monday like she is after she says shes moving every time...email us wizard we'll miss u... so who wants to send an application for a replacement?????

Lauren And Alls
CEO(s) LAEI
P.S. Tune in next week Allie and Lauren get sued...if thats how you spell it big LAEI welcome to snowflake our lawyer and assistants Kelsey and Adam P.

P.P.S. typos are a part of life if you can't deal with them leave immediately cuz its not gettin any better lauren is a predominantly lazy person

Quote of the day just to depress you i picked a really sad one....
"Should I be happy because we're friends, or cry because that's all we'll ever be?"
hope that got you all depressed Thanks for the depressing thought Alls

so enjoy your life if you're on vaca and mwhahahahaha if you're not you're jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I leave you with this
"Your mom was a hamster, your dad smelt of elderberries and you want to become a professional whistler you're pretty good at it now but you want to make a living out of it..."
-Part of it is from My Spontaneousness, Part from Madagascar 2 and part from fanfiction

"What happens if you catch a cold? You go over to the dieing hole...and you die."
- Madagascar 2


CHEERS LAUREN