Air Hockey Majorca style

Hola' everyone as the former residents of majorca would say......notice we said former yah thats right we blew up majorca ooopps there seemed to be some lasting side effects and "minor" explosions left from the fireworks I used on Allie's birthday...so in honor of the people of Majorca Allie and I will form a perfect surface on the barren wasteland that is majorca to form the world largest ice arena...The ice is made out of everlasting ice a chemical our lead scientist doctor malfoy von muntant who is distantly related to theeeeee draco malyfoy I know right!!!!!!
HE developed our chemical and then our army of minion papooses led by my lead papoose drum roll please Adam using the eucolyptus wood hah take that koala bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so anyways they are using the wood to build the walls that surround the ice.
We even bought one of those zamboni things now why may you ask are we using ice to build and air hockey table because we wanted to prove that you could make ice that wouldn't melt in the warm tropics of Majorca

So under the ice we have one of those insignia things on hockey rinks only ours says Lauren and Allie Evil Inc.
and it has a giant papoose minnion and penguin on it with lots of evil looking swirlies mwhahahah we even have a shirt you where and if hard enough impact comes in contact with it an evil laugh will be played (batteries sold seperately)
using gian electroonic technology we have used the gloves we used ot make the giant hand and attatched them to a giant air hockey puck. Allie and I will pout on the gloves and then control the puck and little um hitter-thing I dont know what they are called. Using magnetic bands anyone who has ever defied us is magnetically strapped onto the pucks and two hitter-thingies so that they will feel pain when they come on impact with the giant steel thingies thoguh I have amny people and an extensive list of people who will be going first I don;t want to bore you so
ciao (which in italian is chow those italians genius I mean come on pizza spaghetti and awesome words what will they coome up with next)

So ciao
Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(s) of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc.

PS I dont know why there is an s at the end of ceo because I Lauren mainly do all the work so take that Allie