DUDESSSSSSSSSS

Allie doesn't know im doing this shhhhh
been busy hope everyon ehad an excellent start to a new school year and a splendiforous summer......IM in keyboarding.....the horrors save me now lol
That wasnt very evil but trust me somethign evil will be done to this psychotic teacher
Cheers Lauren

Carpe Diem

'Lo Everyone
today Is Carpe Diem Day
meaning in latin Seize the Day Day.............
Tomorrow at LAEI we're seizing the day............
be here
or be somewhere else we won't care
cheers
Lauren

'Lo Everyone

'Lo Everyone how are you........welcome to softball season....when Lauren has the most obnoxious practice schedule....but whatever:)
So Sorry I never got around to retyping it was just so frustrating and now I should be doing homework and taking a shower but noooooo I am updating here because I am nice like that

Quotes of the day
-Its not cheating its innovative use of resources
- I dont lie I just get creative with the truth
so today we are destroying evil forces...........we can't have competition now can we?

Today we destroy Moths, Mosquitoes and Black Flies by sending out a new chemical mist across the planet killing any living mosquito, black fly or moth because they are just generally annoying and then we're going to move on and take care of bees, wasps, hornets, horse flies and other stuff...........and now I ahve nothing else to say so off to finish my homework
Cheers
Lauren
LAEI
p.s. I know that was horrible I think the best part was the quotes personally

Hi

Hello Everyone sorry for the long delay I had an entire scheme of awesomeness all typed out and it was hilarious if I do say so myself and then my internet connection was lost and it all got deleted sorry for lack of awesomeness lately we will be up and running next week.....but for now excuse me while I go bang my head against the wall a few times after the 16 page update i typed was deleted........it was funny too

quotes of the day
"It is hard to tell if a man is telling the truth when you know you would lie if you were in his place." H. L. Mencken

and the classic

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good...."

Cheers
A Very Depressed Lauren
CEO of LAEI


p.s check out the new title.....
Cheers
L.S.

Bout of Boredom

We seem to be facing a bout fo extreme boredom.....hm nothing to do nothing to do nothing to do...okay I have homework but who cares not me
cheers for now i just might go start on some of that homework
Lauren

Welcome to Lauren Land

Hello Everyone, Good Day, How are you?

So we said we would give you an awesome April Fools Scheme wellllll April Fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha Ha I laugh at my own wittiness actually we forgot but isn't it just the perfect cover-up? So today Thursday I shall just be evil. Ten minutes ago well brain storming I asked myself, What do you think of when you think of the word evil I myself think of....
homework
fish sticks (blah)
lines to get on roller coasters
movie theater prices
Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter Books)
Gym....side story today my dad called me from work (he works nights) and I was whining about gym and he goes I love gym and I said really and then he asked a ton of peeps form work if they liked gym they all answered yes and I said who did you ask? And he made a list my only response was...you asked a ton of guys duh!!!!! lol
the waiters at Chinese Buffets
Captain Hook
frozen pizza
rainbows (looks can be deceiving I mean look at Voldemort...oh wait he does look evil)

So anyways I was thinking how do I incorporate all of that into a scheme...
This is the point where I tell you how.....just making sure you're following

It all began late one night in the downstairs bathroom of Lauren's house hiding the linen closet burried under towels,
A stroke of brilliance has happened and now I whilst away my time her recording irrefutable proof (did I mention it was use big and uncommon words today)
!!!!!!!!!!!ooooo I see a side story coming on....so today on the news they played beat it and everyone i mean EVERYONE was dancing it was so annoying because Evan and Kyle can;t dance and neither can Shayne lol
so that inspired Katie and I to launch Fergusson Dance Day and everyone in Fergusson was dancing all day playing music all of the time.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I think that is the last of my side stories now where was I????
Oh Yahhhhh irrefutable proof of how brilliant I am.......

so here is my plan....ransack the Harry Potter Convention because there really is one....there isn't a Twilight convention now is there? So that just proves how much better Harry Potter is than Twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear to you that the kids choice awards on Nick is rigged!!!! completely r-i-g-g-e-d rigged!!!!!!!!!! so anyways we ransack the convention steal all merchandise and then launch a world wide Harry Potter day to commemorate his achievement in defeating the great Dark Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then we will hand out wands people will delude themselves into thinking their real and I Lauren ruler of Lauren Land will hide from the authorities in my linen closet............
No I am not telling you why it is necessary to hide from the authorities at the time being...
so for now hope you enjoyed that wonderful insight into the life and statue fo wonderfulness of Lauren LAAAAAAND.......du nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Lauren Land (bat man theme song everyone)

Join Us Next Week As we take out the evil that is Fish Sticks I already have a brilliant idea!!!!!

Cheers
Lauren

thought of the day: Its very hard to explain the flavor of bubble gum to someone who has never tried it!!!!! of course who has never tried bubble gum?

quote of the day: if I die I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
sorry that was mean next

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
next

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
heh we just learned relative frequency thats funny gotta show that to Mr. Abbott

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
Woo Hoo Star Wars I will now commence yoda talk

eat fish stick I shall not
eat cotton candy we must
run laps around the house int eh the dark we shall

sorry enough of that hope you enjoyed my quotes
Cheers Again Lauren

Hello Everyone

Hi,
This is a public release statement to everyone who has been reading our blog. We'd like to tell everyone that we're terribly sorry for sharing people's last names please do tell us if we make this mistake again I am pretty sure I got them all out of the previous blogs. Second our scheme tomorrow is going to be classical but amazing. Third :) We're going to start working much better on our schemes to ensure less typos and such...
Thanks for Reading As of Late
Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(s) of LAEI

whistling innocently

im rather boreddddd so I decided to come and update here!!!!!!
Everyone best come here tomorrow and read our amazing April Fools Scheme
Okey Doke?
Cheers
Lauren
offical updater and
CEO of LAEI

p.s. Here is where i say something witty and funny but all i feel like saying is
mwhahahahahahahahahahahah lol

im boreddddddddddd

" I find reason tedious and boring we'll use force,"

"My left or your left? My left of course you silly Mort I am king all the lefts are mine!!!!"

HIIIIIIIIIII-YAHHHHHHHH

Top O' The Morning Everyone....Hope you had a lovely St. Patrick's Day Filled with leprechauns, fairy princesses, pots of gold, rainbows, and our lovely mascot Leon Peon the Leprechaun!!!

Alright, Allie is sharing the floor with Lauren of course who else?!! Today is the day you've all been waiting for...
SPONTANEOUS DAY!!!!
To kick off spontaneous day, Lauren and I had a very fun kung-fu battle with mutant penguin ninjas that our lab created for us. Then we laughed evilly and began to scheme!!!!!
Today we are going to be SPONTANEOUS woooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
Then we threw rocks at the window to the American Idol stage and held J.K. Rowling for ransom demanding to know why our Hogwarts letters were mysteriously lost in the mail. Over to Allie.

After this we enjoyed a snack of peanut butter pickles and pink bubble gum, which I am not supposed to eat. Haha dentist.
Then we decided to steal all the Disney Princess movies on the planet and blow them up in a giant shamrock shaped pinata. Once the movies blow up, fireworks are released that spell " Happy Spontaneous Day" and then explode again into a million tiny flying leprechauns, that will then proceed to kick the bunnies of the world out of there burrows. Leprechauns need homes to, you know. The bunnies will be given homes in the humongous field outside of LAEI labs.
Alright, It is time for us to watch a movie. Were going to be watching The Little Mermaid!!!! Maybe next week we'll find a way to turn it evil..... An evil-inator ray.....Hmmm.
Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO's Of LAEI

p.s. here is the answer to our queries

1. We dont know....
2. We dont know
3. most definitely she was born that way...
4. yes
5. yes

Happy Friday The Thirteenth

Welcome Everyone To LAEI in case you've been lving in the mystical town of Far Far Away for a long long time...We are Lauren and Allie
and today is the day of the unluckies
So like the evil people that we are we are preying on people's fear of bad luck and making everything noooooo lucky...:)
ladders and broken mirrors and black cats for everyone...
the surface of the planet has been entirely cracked so no one can avoid the cracks on the ground our papoose minions have ravaged the surface of the earth dropping potted plants on peoples heads, and smashing mirrors with rocks lowering ladders over people and being completely evil...the black cat-ennator-ennator is a large robotic black cat that shoots lasers out of its eyes and burns office buildings and homes to the ground. Stomping on evil people and unleshing evil fury....
so Happy Fri. 13th
cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(S) of LAEI

p.s. I must find a suitable host body

p.p.s. We are answering questions ON WEDNESDAY!!!!
p.p.p.s. The font is orange and green because I FELT LIKE IT!
p.p.p.p.s. the challenge of the day is...finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy....mwhahahahahaha

cheers :)
Lauren and Alls

WOO HOO ITS BLAME KELSEY DAY

Good Afternoon Everyone
today is actually Wedenesday aren't we awesome? Yah I know we are!!!!! SO anyways....today is National Blame Kelsey Day
Kelsey ..the source of all evil besides ourselves of course is the most evil member of the Parkin household and everything is her fault!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
today we are going ot steal the Eiffel Tower and Blame it on kelsey of Course........The Eiffel Tower will officialy be located on Pluto which IS a planet.....has been and always will be!!!!!! you cannot just change it!!!!! so there
anyways there will be no ransome because anyone they send to retrieve it will automatically be captured by our giant butterfly net located on neptune and manne dby our papoose minions.....
so it will be impossible to retrieve "ze eiffel tower" as ze french would zay
alls and I are currently enjoying cotton candy popsicles they are yummy la duh!!!!
so now we will take a leaf out of th eSuite of Life of Zack and Cody's Book and make the sounds of a french wave
la woosh la crash la woosh la crash la woosh la crash...:)
and then we steal the croiussants...and all those big gondalla boat things with the giant oars and the mimes.....cuz they are so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and we shall blame KELSEY so once again MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA wow we do a lot of that here....
we shall replace the eiffel tower with a large flashing neon sign saying lauren...alls would like to add and allie but lauren says la no
wow the french are fun they just put la in front of everything
isnt that so enchente'
wi?

Now we're boredd....so lets answer some comments
NO WIZARD we are not addressing said person!!!!!!! If we want to make an inflatable you to fill your spot at your lunch table and ward out losers like "the monkey man"...and other peoples.....we'll tell you who the monkey man is later. We would like to see you try to drown us in blue jello so bring it on!!!! LA CHEERS

Caitlin...I am sitting right next to you as you as you wrote that comment so no...I am just naturally funny and spontaneous....hmm good idea lauren spontaneous day next wednesday.....lol

Ted....Do I know you? Maybe...your name seems farmiliar...well anyways thanks for commenting yes you can throw the cupcakes at rude people alls and I are pretty rude people so dont throw cupcakes at us...

Mr. P.
WOOOOOOO thanks for commenting again....yes we are very spontaneous people so tune in next week for spontaneous day because we told you to....:)

so we're done now say adios the Eiffel Tower (alls would like to reprimand Lauren for using Spanish in a French Dedicated scheme)

Cheers
Lauren and Allie
p.s. On your comments please tell us why....
1. you think the leaning tower of piza remains leaning
2. kangaroos sleep with eye open (alls would like to add they don't....)
3. Lauren is cooler than alls (alls likes to add "you're not" and I Say ummm you're in denial)
4. What would make someone naturally run like a penguin (we know some peoples who do)
5. It is natural for a male to flip their hair constantly....
just curious share youor opinions and we'll share ours next week on...
SPONTANEOUS DAY

LA Cheers
Lauren and Alls

42 can too rule the world so there!!!!!

welcome to LAEI
yes we know its Thursday...
and we know yesterday was Natzi Sympathizer day what do you think we are stupid and evil?????
So anyways MEAs are evil wearing exhaustian into my already busy life as softball will be starting soon and I have NHD to look forward to got to love acronyms right everyone????
so anyways yes we know that yesterday was National Scheming Day and we had enormous plans but seeing as I am very tired I have more MEAs tomorrow last day though...and we get muffins, as the muffin conspiracy is long over.....so anyways we shall content your restless souls by handing out FREE MUFFINS FOR EVERYONE enjoy.....your favorite flavors, crunchy warm or moist all in one!! your "dream muffin" today!!!!!!!!!
so anyways....I was really hyper at lunch today what can I say overtiredness


so on to another subject quote of the day this isn't exactly a quote unless I am quoting myself.....but anyway RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY "If people weren't so stinkin stereotypical the number 42 would already be ruling the world,"
so anyways....sorry for lack of quality as of late the NSD festivities have been moved evilly towards next Wednesday because next Wednesday is the 11th and not the 12th
oh and if you're reading this
COME SEE THE HARLEM ROCKETS PLAY AGAINST OUR VERY OWN MR. ABBOTT ON THURSDAY MARCH 12TH WOOHOOO!!!!!! WE'LL BE THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS OF COURSE....:)
So anyways that all for now sleep tight everyone evil dreams
Lauren and Alls
CEO(1&2) of LAEI

p.s. To Wizard: Congrats Alls says hi but shes not really here so I think she is sleeping not really saying hi...smirk

p.p.s Lauren is in a rather awesome mood because casting for the movie the Lightning Thief is finally over coming out in 2010 and the casters chose Logan Lerman...But is angry because the actress they chose for Annabeth is like 23 not even close to 11 or 12 (the ages of the book characters)
CHEERS

Lets talk NSD

ok so NSD can mean many things
natzi sympathizer day
no sugar day
narcotic socks day
national sleeping say
narotic spider day
no sleep day
night singing day
noodle soup day
nasty snake day
national serpent day
NSD......National Scheming Day
Be here or be a loser....
cheers
Lauren who is ultimately boreddd!!!!!!
coordinator of NSD
CEO #1 of LAEI

Today is Prep-day

HI!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to LAEI on Tuesday as you all know tomorrow is NSD(national scheming day).....This is going to be one of the largest celebrations on LAEI ever....the first Wednesday of March....every....every....every...every year....
So without further ado
THE NSD COMITTEE
Round of Applause....a few drum rolls, and a loud badly sounding harmonica for
Lauren S.
Allie P.
of course.....
Volunteers....they're in it for the cupcakes..........
Katie
Tyler
Sam (Saranto)
Nikki

they will all be helping us spread the evil with cupcakes tomorrow so lets talk about these peeps....
well we just kinda said hey wanna be in the NSD Comitte you get cupcakes...and they said sure....
doesn't it suck Wizard moving right before we give out cupcakes....nah nahh nah nahhh nahhhh!!!!!
so now evil laugh everyone.....mwhahahahahahhahahahahahahah because the MEAs need to die in a hole at least the muffin conspiracy was over someone said we might not be having muffins....so sad
anyways im here your there...we'll be here tomorrow you be here tomorrow and we're going to have tons of evil fun!!!!!
cheers
Lauren
Cordinatior of NSD
CEO #1 of LAEI
YAH THATS RIGHT ALLIE I TOOK 1 SO MEH

quote of the day....
"yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift thats why they call it the present," The Giant Turtle in the Peach/Orchid/pink flowered tree in
THE KUNG FU PANDA!!!!!!!! HIIIIII YAAAAAAAAAA

HAPPY NSD
cheers

welcome to LAEI goes to court

Okay so hola welcome everyone konichiwah reader-son
anyways next week (Wed) is National Scheming Day be here for the enormous celebrations Allie and I are already getting started...so here I am there you are now story time peeps
okay rewind.........
Last Night Allie and I decided to get in the pre-spirit of scheming day and we stole Allie's sister kelsey's awesome Watermelon Stress ball and created the amazing awesome stress ball of awesomeness...it was fun so now onto scheming week....
oh goody so there I was minding my own business when I got a letter summoning me to court we were in court against the evil demons of hades oh NO!!!!! AHHHH and then i laughed pshhh
ohhh by the way Allie is off getting braces shhhhh so lauren is running LAEI Lauren would also like to mention that she finds it quite annoying that her name has one of those little red line things when she didn't spell it wrong.... so anyways
Our Lawyer Sam...Snowflake for short even though yes I know sam is shorter than snowflake dont mock me....
anyways we've decided we're counter sueing for possession of the underworld (aka hell but hell is a bad word) so anyways once we win because we will win this is all imaginary and I can easily you know say woohoooo they won and be lying but you'd all believe me because i wrote it but I was lying back then so yah anyways we win and then once we have possession of the underworld because we will!!!!!!! we will release the dead souls on our poor and unfortunate enemies.....
so anyways we will then be rulers of the underworld and then we will distribute our evil-ness to everyone

so anyways though that was horrid I know I have no ideas ill let allie do it next time she's not funnier but she thinks she is which is amusing in itself.......
cheers
Lauren and Alls(who isn't smiling tomorrow yah good luck with that..how can you not smile/laugh while in my presence)
LAEI CEO(s)

p.s. Tune in on Wednesdya the 11th for NSD
p.p.s. tune in on Friday the 13th for the friday the thirteenth day of bad luck scheme how to turn everyones bad luck to be evil
cheers

okay time to get down and evil

Lauren is working on scheme right now everyone...hold your horses...
Cheers
Lauren
LAEI CEO blah blahh blahhhh

hola peeps

ok so since it is still technically wednesday I must apologize immensely enormous project due this weekend and Katie is officially going to murder me...as I hurry to complete my news paper...
ok scheming day...looking back our schemes are looking pretty bad so allie and I have been working on our scheme all week but Alls' internet is down and Lauren has way too much work to do she really shouldn't be doing this but w/e
so anyways first available time tomorrow there will be a really good scheme here...!!!!!!
so anyways looking forward to reading comments
cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO of LAEI

p.s. Lauren and Allie are most definitely not looking forward to gym tomorrow afternoon
p.p.s. Wizard you're insane if you think Allie and I are going to talk to Robert...one we barely know him two do u want us to get laughed at in our faces.......Allie sends her regards and we hope your first week back at Saco is going swimmingly (word of the week) Sam was coommenting earlier how boring lunch wa sif we couldnt make fun of you i wa shtinking of making an inflatable wizard...

ooops I forgot

Lauren forgot and would like to add that she finds the hilarious fourth most subscribe youtube star Fred utterly hilarious especially when he goes

"you can often find my mom in a bar or on street corners wearing very revealing clothing she has never told me why but she says she makes a ton of money..."
so yah lol

lots of smiles and evil laughs
Lauren and Alls
CEO(plural) of laei

check fred out at...
http://www.youtube.com/user/fred?blend=1

LONG DIE HANNAH MONTANNA

Omg ughh vaca everyone so boring....Allie and I have much to do....alas its not like weve been doing it...........lol most definitely
so in case you have had problems you will notice that we have a new theme and also now everyone can comment so Alls and I command you to comment got it!!!!!! so now on to being evil alls and i thank you for your patience
btw this is lauren dur
step 1: We brain wash Kelsey Parkin our new co-leader of the papoose minions and she goes to BEMS and burns out the enormous image of Miley Cyrus with her rather repulsive milk mustache Lauren would like to add that she just finished watching american idol and is infinitely glad that the brat/drama queen tatianna got voted off yay!!!!!! so anyways she kind of reminds me of miley cyrus especially the way she laughs it gives her the image of being really blonde/stupid/mentally challenged....u know
step two now that we're back on subject is to high-jack the hannah montanna tour bus note that while doing this we are probably going to die due to suspected amounts of too much pink in one area blah and barf its like a burp/barf ewwwwwwwww so anyways we steel her from the bus and take us to a hide out where we torture hannah montanna with many pictures of her old noses mwhahahahahahahah this oughta creep her out a lot!!!!!!!!!!!

step 3 capture "the gamblinator" (yah right hes like a lost kitten thats how scary he is!!) he is mostly likely going to be found on street corners selling illegal substances and terrorizing innocent first graders with pictures of dead puppies the FBI is still trying to find out how he got them but there's a rumor going around the animal rights league is starting a petition to get the death penalty put on him no need to worry he'll be spending enough time with the brain-washing blonde brat hannah montanna to care for us all....:) mwhahahahahaha the reign of Hannah montanna has gone on far too l0ng....

step 4 imprison the gamblinator and hannah montanna in a museum where thousands fo little first graders will throw rotten tomatos at them they will also have to live with the annoying little mort (lemur from madagascar 2 obsessed with king julian of course how could they not be he is the bomb!!!! long live king julian...."im a lady im a lady look at me im a lady not really its me king julian which of you is attracted to me?" unquote; quote"I your beloved king julian must simply make a small sacrifce to my good friend the water gods..." ) ok enough madagascar 2 talkin.......

step 5 throw a papoose minion party....lol

step 6 release statements that say anything remotely relate to hannah montanna is illegal including magazines merchandise the new movie and talk of her!!!!!!!

step 7 give hannah her old nose and confiscate her make up and send her and the gamblinator to a deserted island with dragons, mud, seagulls, a pile of pancakes stuck to their head, a loud stereo playing scremo music that will never die, and many other unimmaginable tortures to be lived through

so due to my extreme exhaustion alls and I take our leave for a thousand years or life whichever comes last lol just kidding

special shout out to wizard whose moving so sad alls is under the impression that this means she'll be back on monday like she is after she says shes moving every time...email us wizard we'll miss u... so who wants to send an application for a replacement?????

Lauren And Alls
CEO(s) LAEI
P.S. Tune in next week Allie and Lauren get sued...if thats how you spell it big LAEI welcome to snowflake our lawyer and assistants Kelsey and Adam P.

P.P.S. typos are a part of life if you can't deal with them leave immediately cuz its not gettin any better lauren is a predominantly lazy person

Quote of the day just to depress you i picked a really sad one....
"Should I be happy because we're friends, or cry because that's all we'll ever be?"
hope that got you all depressed Thanks for the depressing thought Alls

so enjoy your life if you're on vaca and mwhahahahaha if you're not you're jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I leave you with this
"Your mom was a hamster, your dad smelt of elderberries and you want to become a professional whistler you're pretty good at it now but you want to make a living out of it..."
-Part of it is from My Spontaneousness, Part from Madagascar 2 and part from fanfiction

"What happens if you catch a cold? You go over to the dieing hole...and you die."
- Madagascar 2


CHEERS LAUREN

We're back....

So..... Finally we are back from our extended i've decided im to lazy tonight to not type typos so sorry ive been told its funny so whatever it all goes down to im really lazy

ooo btw this is lauren
so in order to save the little kids of the world the evil reign of hannah montanna must end tune in on wednesday to see how we do it!!!!!!!
Lauren and Alls
LAEI CEO(s)

Hope you're not to fond of Allie!!!!!!!!!

Yah that's right I went there. Let's hope you're not
to fond of Allie because I changed the password...I mean who does she think she is getting on here and insulting me in front of my entire audience so yah.
so take that and mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahaha


anyways in order to best Allie at her own game i am replacing her....... again mwhahahahahahaha
With none other than my minion leader Adam and his older sister cough kelsey cough not ALLIE HAHAHAHAHAHA take that!!!!!!
Mwhahahahahah I am laughing evilly a lot to day


SO NOW for the record one typo free entry right here!!!!!!! HA TAKE THAT

Lauren:)
ONLY CEO of LAEI

Hope your not too fond of Youtube

Hello peeps.
Today I, Allie, have taken over the blog. Therfore, you'll actually be able to read my writing. No typos, see??
We here at LAEI are very sorry that we forgot to inform you of our vacation last week. Being evil requires a lot of work, and even evil geniuses, like ourselves, need breaks. You'll be glad to know we had a lovely vacation in Majorka. Now, onto the scheme!!
This week, we have decided to do the unthinkable. We shall crash the Internet. MWAHAHAHA.
Alright. First we shall make emails to send to the entire earths population. A blue penguin will be dancing, with the Evil Penguin theme song playing in the backround. An advertisment for Allie Lauren Evil Incorporated will pop up just before the song ends, like one of those evil emails were you have to stare at the picture and then a freaky face pops up and screams. Except that instead of screaming ours will be shouting "CAUSE ITS AN EVIL PENGUIN!!!!"
After it screams, an evil virus will be sent out to the computer. The virus was created by LAEI labs, our papoose minions led by Adam, there leader, and Sweet Pea the demonic hamster, who has now died 9 times. This virus will send the entire contents of the internet to us, where it will be held for ransom. Also, rooms with an exessive amount of tech equipment will most likely be slightly toasted. There you go, ATOD. (Wait, Can you hold the internet for ransom? We asked the same question. Either way, we're going to try.) Before you all lose the internet for good, a little blue penguin pops up and says " An evil penguin ate your internet". Bye bye connection.
The ransom for the internet will be about $200,000 dollars. We don't want to ask for too much, because were still rich after the New Years scheme. It has paid for most of our new evil equipment. Also, everytime you open the internet from then on out, it must first come to our blog page. Haha.
Alright. Lauren will probably be disappointed in my blog. She's the funny one, as you can see. :0)

So Adios,
Lauren and Allie, CEOs of LAEI

PS. Who's doing all the work now, Lauren?? HA. :)

Air Hockey Majorca style

Hola' everyone as the former residents of majorca would say......notice we said former yah thats right we blew up majorca ooopps there seemed to be some lasting side effects and "minor" explosions left from the fireworks I used on Allie's birthday...so in honor of the people of Majorca Allie and I will form a perfect surface on the barren wasteland that is majorca to form the world largest ice arena...The ice is made out of everlasting ice a chemical our lead scientist doctor malfoy von muntant who is distantly related to theeeeee draco malyfoy I know right!!!!!!
HE developed our chemical and then our army of minion papooses led by my lead papoose drum roll please Adam using the eucolyptus wood hah take that koala bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so anyways they are using the wood to build the walls that surround the ice.
We even bought one of those zamboni things now why may you ask are we using ice to build and air hockey table because we wanted to prove that you could make ice that wouldn't melt in the warm tropics of Majorca

So under the ice we have one of those insignia things on hockey rinks only ours says Lauren and Allie Evil Inc.
and it has a giant papoose minnion and penguin on it with lots of evil looking swirlies mwhahahah we even have a shirt you where and if hard enough impact comes in contact with it an evil laugh will be played (batteries sold seperately)
using gian electroonic technology we have used the gloves we used ot make the giant hand and attatched them to a giant air hockey puck. Allie and I will pout on the gloves and then control the puck and little um hitter-thing I dont know what they are called. Using magnetic bands anyone who has ever defied us is magnetically strapped onto the pucks and two hitter-thingies so that they will feel pain when they come on impact with the giant steel thingies thoguh I have amny people and an extensive list of people who will be going first I don;t want to bore you so
ciao (which in italian is chow those italians genius I mean come on pizza spaghetti and awesome words what will they coome up with next)

So ciao
Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(s) of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc.

PS I dont know why there is an s at the end of ceo because I Lauren mainly do all the work so take that Allie

Happy 14th Bday ALLIE

In honor of Allie's bday I Lauren have commandeered this blog....now because i have been slightly lazy lately there was not an evil scheme on wednesday I spent thursday in the laboratories of LAEI and my papooose minions and I made the worlds largest purple bday cake with blue icing it is now placed directly in the center of Majorca which if you don't know is the largest island in Spain...On the beach large firework displays will explode and rock toward the moon so that everyone int eh world will be hypnotize by the beauty of the fireworks!!!!!! they will alll bow down and sing happy birthday to allie in the loudest chorus of voices knownt man world record book here we come
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLIE

Cheers
Lauren

so very evilly sorry

ok so life is hectic hard to be evil now adays Lauren has an algebra test to study for and Allie well Allie is nothing with out Lauren....:) JKJK
son anyways so very sorry we neglected to create an evil scheme yesterday you will see something special Friday in honor of Allie's bday she completely forgot yesterday was Wednesday I don't think she will be reading this so don't tell her shhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Her bday is Saturday so yep
thanks and have an evil Thursday:(
Cheers
Lauren S.
CEO of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc.

omg read-a-thon

ok so I shall now tlak about how boring read-a-thons are

oh and by the way happy evil reminder day
Allie and I are reading the weirdest warning labels and I have to say that some of the labels like
warning may contain nuts on the back of a peanut container and warning may be flammable on a bottle of lighter fluid
and other stupid stuff that is totally obvious like do not consume (on a matress)
Its very cold right now EVIL JANUARY u shall be vanquished papoose
so remember to not abide by these warnings and have an evil january my faithful papoose minions

Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(s) of evil inc.
LONG LIVE HP FANFICTION
may Draco MAlfoy never do the macerana in my prescense

-MR. P. how dare you set foot in our school and not say hello to us personally!!!!! :)

sooooo........:) lots of smiles

so today we are bored snow days are awesome and yet borin'
today we are celebrating a birthday of a friend HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKI
hope being fourteen is evil enough for you in order to celebrate Nikki's bday we are going to make the world's largest blue birthday cake using enormous amounts of blue frosting and many many many packets of yellow cake mix...which we have attained from Lauren and Allie Evil Labs....A hypnotic ray sent across the tri-state area has made everyone come to us and sing the happy birthday song to nikki including our papoose army and our new santa claus mr. p your science knowledge has made you the perfect candidate for the job of santa congrats
so once the giant cake blows up and covers everyone in blinding neon green confetti everyone will aqutomatically bow down at out evil(but amazing) feet and then we will all do the macarana like draco malfoy and then everyone will have a blue happy bday nikki cake glued to their heads and we will release our army of intoxicate seagulls for ultimate pancake treatment bday mode how exciting then giant blue fireworks will explode to say lauren and allie evil inc


so anyways happpy bday nikki sorry thus scheme was so short and just so myou know we cut the cake with a blue light saber and what not
lots of evil smirks
(I edited that because i normally end everything with lots of smilies but it wouldnt have worked so i changed it!!!!!)

Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(s) of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc :)

The Strangest laws in the strangest places

Happy Evil Reminder day...and New Year too.....
so today we are going to remind you of some of the strangest laws from the strangest places...
1. playing with silly string is against the law in lowdey california
2. In Louisiana a barber can not charge cannot charge a bald man more than 25 cents for a hair cut
3. It is illegal to hunt moths under street lights in Los Angeles
4. In Seattle a dog must pay full bus fare if they weigh more than 20 lbs.
5. In Minnesota you may be jailed for standing in front of a moving train(if you survive)
6. It's against the law in Arkansas to blindfold a cow on a public highway
7. Its the law in French Lick Springs, Indiana for all black cats to wear bells on Friday the Thirteenth so you can hear them coming.
8. Its against the law in Virginia to call someone and not say anything...lol
9. In Georgia it is against the law to spread the rumor if it's not true
10. In Alaska its illegal to push a live moose out of a moving plane...wow...thats odd

Kay just os you know those are all true cited from
"Uncle John's Triumphant 20th anniversery bathroom reader"

So in order to spread fear and decrease denial of our evilness we are officially making badges....o yah
more later
CEO(S) of Evil INC.
Lauren and Allie
Have an Evil Weekend