The New Years Hobo Fight

This year we will open up the New Year with lots of evilness....!!!!!
Welcome back we are Lauren and Allie (or are we?)
So yesterday Allie and I went to the store and bought one of those tape recorders like the bad guys have on all those bad sitcoms and cartoons. You know the ones used for evil journal enteries and note to selves??????
We may even record an evil laugh or four :)
Todays Target: To bring in the New Year with evilness we have decided that every week we will prove how many times we can take over the world in different ways.
So today may I recomend that if you like oyur eye sight to either leave New York City or not go there to see the ball drop...*cough* notthatitwiilbe*cough*
Plan: To kick off the new year with a hobo fight, ransome notes, and evilness:)

OUTLINE:
We will steal a giant crane from a crane emporium located in Rhode Island and use the giant/enormous crane to lift the ball once it is hoisted up we will use an enlarged pair of garden shears to cut the giant steal cables that hold it up. We will then temporarily place it into the Cumberland County Civic Center (inside joke)
Allie is laughing right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then once it is positioned it will use an enlarged butter knife and cut open a hole where we will put in several hostages that our minion pappooses will gather. All of our enemies will be placed inside the giant glowing ball and then hung inside with a few time bombs and some fireworks. The hostages will also be tortured by having another stack of pancakes hot glued to their head and a swarm of rabid seagulls ushered inside to attack them. Pancake treatment to the extreme.
Also steve killer will be strapped to the fireworks.

Meanwhile Allie and I will steal one of NASA's rockets and two tons of steel cables. We will pick up the ball and take it to the head quarters and launch the rocket on supper speed orbit to the moon where we will wrap the disco ball and hang it on steel cables from the moon.
After we have completed that we are going to have our large minion army of papooses build a large escelator to a platform just below the moon. Then with our evil power we will steal 800 bright and colored spotlights and send them up the the papooses tp lighten up the platform. We will also send them a machine that makes awesome colored alser beams appear which we stole from the astrodome at funtown in funtown splashtown USA and we will also sound up a stolen amp which happens to be the loudest ever developed. We will then hold hostage many of our favorite singers and bring them up th eescelator. On the platform they will sing th eloudest amps ever and perform to the entire world on youtube. Beginning after our penguin minions wire into every tv station in the world to make sure everyone cna hear us. Then they will sing and perform and i twill be looud. Allie and I will give a speech demanding that we recieve 8,000,000 dollars for the return of all equipment, personal, and giant disco ball. IN two hours. By this time it will be 7:00 PM okey dokey and Allie and I will tie upt he singers tot eh loud amp and go down to pick up our specially designed glasses awesome light sabers and the mutant potioned hobo hamster named sweet pea........let share a back up story
Sweet Pea: Allie's hamster has died seven times. Is blind in one eye and missing an ear. This leads me Lauren ot believe that this animal is a hobo. She lives in a cardboard box and fights rabid dogs for dog food.....
So a mutant version of sweet pea is scary got it????
OS we get all of our things and as we take the escalator to the moon we put on festive bow ties of rthe oocasion. When we return our papoose people bring us our ransome and we take the amps and give another announcement. We will not be returning anyhthing. We take a lift to the ball and throw in our new captive celeberties boy fame does come at a price doesn't it????
At exactly ten PM allie and I put on our glasses and get ready for the show giving sweet pea a festive eye patch to protect the non blinded eye and begin to start th elaser show. Allie and our papoose minions ar ejust about to start the laser machines when we are attacked by hobos who took advantage of our unguarded escelator. In hand they all have light sabers They are "sith lords" so they are all red
the battle was fierce and intense sweet pea toook on the entire hob army with ehr purpple light saber and soon their sliced and laser infected bodies were tossed inside the disco ball. Unfortunately one of the hobos was not intoxicated and removed sweet pea's other ear. Giving her another battle scar.
Then we wil; finally turn on the laser light machine aiming at th emetalic disco ball. All the laser lights will reflect of the disco ball and shine into the eyes of everyone but us!!!! Our papoose minions we will have taken every seeing eye dog on the planet and brought them up to the ball where they wee lleft with all the other hostages. After the light show everyone was blinded and no one could see our amazing fireworks show well that wasn't very smart of us was it. All the fire works exploded into glittering balls of fire and th efatness of steve killer blew into the eyes of an unsuspecting mr p. soorry but we have ot make fun of you at least once a scheme we're still waiting for your resume' then the remaining fireworkd explode to say Lauren and Allie Evil Incoporated
Evil Lauren and Allie Style....The way it should be
this was horrible advertising seeing as no one could see it cuz they were blind....:)
So tis all for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't forget to tune in next week for another take over the world scheme...lot of evilness to you
Cheers
The CEO(s) of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc.
Lauren and Allie