Anyways todays target
THE NORTH POLE of course now if any of you have ever seen the polar express imagine i am the conductor saying why to the north pole fo course!!!!!!
Tpday Allie and I will rob th elabs of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc. We willl be taking a newly developed chemical that turns animals rabid how evil an da large cna of blue spray paint supersized and a thousand bow ties.....hmm I wonder what we're doing today
Due to budget cuts in our building we will not be able to take the travel portal for the rest of the month so we are taking our brand new star wars fighter jets to a penguin infested island off the coast of th esmall norht polian village. (The one with the barber shop pole with the candy-cane stripes)
So Allie and I will fly to the island and gather an army of penguins. They will line up and w ewill injest the chemical into them spray paint them blue and then give them a xmas bow time because penguins are always more menacing when they are wearing a bow tie and are blue....yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After transforming the penguins we will leave them in their natural habitats till we pick them up later. Then we will go and intercept the polar express we will yell at the conductor there for making it completely late because we know how they hate that!!! INSERT LOTS OF DANCING AND MUSICAL NUMBERS HERE we will steal all the broken toys from the compartment and then put them in front of the train with super glue so they are stuck mwhahahahahahahahahaha
then we will return to the north pole gather our army and charge the north pole... in the north pole our mutant penguins wil battle the elves while allie and I will battle santa with our light sabers. I have a blue one and Allie has a purple one I wanted the purple one but that loser called it darn!!!!! ONce we ahve knocked out the north poles occupants we will steal al their cookie supplies and burn them in a raging inferno how evil we will then stealthily sneak into teh workshop dodge all the laser lights guarding the noddy and nice lists and inconspicuously change our names from the noddy list to the nice list. Being evil and all we build up a lot of hype about being noddy so we put ourselves on th enice list with permanent ink and we shall forever remain there no matte rhow evil we are the world may need a new santa and some elves any volunteers????? HEy MR. P allie thinks you would be perfect for the job of santa send us your resume and we will be sure to put you at the top of our almighty clip board fo awesomeness...you science knowledge would make a great addition to the north pole!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO thats all for now....tune in next week for more evilness from us:)
-Lauren and Allie
CEO(s) of Evil Inc. Evil The way it should be!!!!!......................................................................................
(The first girls in history to be outlandishly evil but still eb on the nice list ahhhhhh how awesome)
Shout outs to our awesome teachers you know homework was illegal when we ruled the worldd lets keep it tha way *wink* you do know you may be sentenced to pancake treatment*
Mr. P promise us you'll visit because visiting is cool and we were your favorite students any way *smirk* *wink* mwhahahahahahhahahaha
*Pancake Treatment- The evil punishment fo being enclosed on a seagull infested beach with a pile of pancakes superglued to your head
More Later Everyone stay tuned and
HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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