Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Eternally Ultimate snow day



Evil Scheme of the Week 12/17/08
Happy But Evil Wednesday everyone...thanks ever so much for returning to us once again. This may actually be the shortest schme ever no scratch that this is our shortest scheme ever!!!!! I wonder why???? Hmmm..honorary mention to alll of our teachers for being awesome but you know homework is considered evil in the new world sowe may have to sentence you to pancake treatment mwhahahahahahaha the evil punishment of the century much more pleasent and entertaining than hanging you by your thumbs...
copyright enfringement shall be punished with ultimate dooom these week hmm maybe we cna sentence you to take Mr. P’s food web test of DOOM I will ahve to ask hime if he has any copies left...(w emay need a harder the punishment though he says he tried ot make it hard I got a 105 pshh please thanks agian Mr. P. )
Todays target: goldfish around the world they are the ultimate challenge... no but really todays target well we said we were going to colonize the moon we lied due to enormous ammounts of homework I ahve no desire to be in school tomorrow so I will have more time to work on my project if I am home don’t you agree...?
So todays target well..
we were thinking of attacking everyone’s goldfish but it will more be everyone in the general are of Maine... If you like snow come boook oyur flights today!!!! (oh darn i am going all cultural festival on you)
Plan:
Using our awesome spongebob-like abilities ot blow bubbles and a special chemicla called insta bubble we are going to make a giant bubble around the state of Maine. When the bubble is in place. It will instnatly freeze because of th emonitors we placed all inside the bulbble thanks to our associates at Lauren and Allie Evil Labrotories. So we will freeze the bubble and then a giant creation of ours will connect into the clouds “in a miagically awesomeness way” (TO ALL WHO MAY BE OCNCERED THE WORD AWESOMENESS HAS BEEN AN DALWAYS WILL BE OUR WOORD YOU MAYY USE IT BUT IT ISN’T YOUR WORD GET IT?GOT IT!!! GOOD:) <---- thats a smilie face yayyyyyy soooo we will then filter in all precipitaion where are moleculer rearanger enator enator (dr doofenshmirtz uses that phrase) where it will turn it into snow and then send it insiide the giant bubble hence forth making it snow ...ok so I know you’re thinking we are going softer a sweeks pass... so here goes.. as evil people we shall be assigning alll copy right enfringement peeps, peopel who killed a certain Steve The Pen, and people we generally dont like.... so ya enjoy snow shoveling...when it stops snowing and th ebubble is full to bursting we will open a small hole and it will be the job of...
steve killer
hair freak
merril timey
mrs c
the gamblinator
mrs I talk in an odd accent all the time
baby momma
rachel elizabeth dare
morgan york for being a twilight hater
anyone who has not read harry potter sorry...;) now its winking yay!!!
and a bunch of other people I cannot recall at the moment
Ii ahve spent most of my evening completing homework for a few people and just os you all know My IMOVE is amazing...:) yay

so then they will shovel out every building but the school and school shall be known as illegal and th eternal snowday will be amazing!!!!!!!!!

happy Christmas everyone we will be taking next week off unless.... I can come up with some amazing xmassy scheme maybe in honor of Christmas Allie and I will high jack the North pole hmm that sounds like fun w ewill be doing that long Live SNATA CLAUS yay!!!!!!!:) and his elf

Lauren adn Allie CEO(s) of Evil Incorporated Allie and Lauren Style the way evil should be!!!!!

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