The New Years Hobo Fight

This year we will open up the New Year with lots of evilness....!!!!!
Welcome back we are Lauren and Allie (or are we?)
So yesterday Allie and I went to the store and bought one of those tape recorders like the bad guys have on all those bad sitcoms and cartoons. You know the ones used for evil journal enteries and note to selves??????
We may even record an evil laugh or four :)
Todays Target: To bring in the New Year with evilness we have decided that every week we will prove how many times we can take over the world in different ways.
So today may I recomend that if you like oyur eye sight to either leave New York City or not go there to see the ball drop...*cough* notthatitwiilbe*cough*
Plan: To kick off the new year with a hobo fight, ransome notes, and evilness:)

OUTLINE:
We will steal a giant crane from a crane emporium located in Rhode Island and use the giant/enormous crane to lift the ball once it is hoisted up we will use an enlarged pair of garden shears to cut the giant steal cables that hold it up. We will then temporarily place it into the Cumberland County Civic Center (inside joke)
Allie is laughing right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then once it is positioned it will use an enlarged butter knife and cut open a hole where we will put in several hostages that our minion pappooses will gather. All of our enemies will be placed inside the giant glowing ball and then hung inside with a few time bombs and some fireworks. The hostages will also be tortured by having another stack of pancakes hot glued to their head and a swarm of rabid seagulls ushered inside to attack them. Pancake treatment to the extreme.
Also steve killer will be strapped to the fireworks.

Meanwhile Allie and I will steal one of NASA's rockets and two tons of steel cables. We will pick up the ball and take it to the head quarters and launch the rocket on supper speed orbit to the moon where we will wrap the disco ball and hang it on steel cables from the moon.
After we have completed that we are going to have our large minion army of papooses build a large escelator to a platform just below the moon. Then with our evil power we will steal 800 bright and colored spotlights and send them up the the papooses tp lighten up the platform. We will also send them a machine that makes awesome colored alser beams appear which we stole from the astrodome at funtown in funtown splashtown USA and we will also sound up a stolen amp which happens to be the loudest ever developed. We will then hold hostage many of our favorite singers and bring them up th eescelator. On the platform they will sing th eloudest amps ever and perform to the entire world on youtube. Beginning after our penguin minions wire into every tv station in the world to make sure everyone cna hear us. Then they will sing and perform and i twill be looud. Allie and I will give a speech demanding that we recieve 8,000,000 dollars for the return of all equipment, personal, and giant disco ball. IN two hours. By this time it will be 7:00 PM okey dokey and Allie and I will tie upt he singers tot eh loud amp and go down to pick up our specially designed glasses awesome light sabers and the mutant potioned hobo hamster named sweet pea........let share a back up story
Sweet Pea: Allie's hamster has died seven times. Is blind in one eye and missing an ear. This leads me Lauren ot believe that this animal is a hobo. She lives in a cardboard box and fights rabid dogs for dog food.....
So a mutant version of sweet pea is scary got it????
OS we get all of our things and as we take the escalator to the moon we put on festive bow ties of rthe oocasion. When we return our papoose people bring us our ransome and we take the amps and give another announcement. We will not be returning anyhthing. We take a lift to the ball and throw in our new captive celeberties boy fame does come at a price doesn't it????
At exactly ten PM allie and I put on our glasses and get ready for the show giving sweet pea a festive eye patch to protect the non blinded eye and begin to start th elaser show. Allie and our papoose minions ar ejust about to start the laser machines when we are attacked by hobos who took advantage of our unguarded escelator. In hand they all have light sabers They are "sith lords" so they are all red
the battle was fierce and intense sweet pea toook on the entire hob army with ehr purpple light saber and soon their sliced and laser infected bodies were tossed inside the disco ball. Unfortunately one of the hobos was not intoxicated and removed sweet pea's other ear. Giving her another battle scar.
Then we wil; finally turn on the laser light machine aiming at th emetalic disco ball. All the laser lights will reflect of the disco ball and shine into the eyes of everyone but us!!!! Our papoose minions we will have taken every seeing eye dog on the planet and brought them up to the ball where they wee lleft with all the other hostages. After the light show everyone was blinded and no one could see our amazing fireworks show well that wasn't very smart of us was it. All the fire works exploded into glittering balls of fire and th efatness of steve killer blew into the eyes of an unsuspecting mr p. soorry but we have ot make fun of you at least once a scheme we're still waiting for your resume' then the remaining fireworkd explode to say Lauren and Allie Evil Incoporated
Evil Lauren and Allie Style....The way it should be
this was horrible advertising seeing as no one could see it cuz they were blind....:)
So tis all for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't forget to tune in next week for another take over the world scheme...lot of evilness to you
Cheers
The CEO(s) of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc.
Lauren and Allie

Happy Christmas

Happy Christmas Everyone, Santa will never ever come again mwhahahahahahahahaha to abd he already left take a look at Norad Tracks Santa 2008 it is soooooo Cool (computer generated though!)
Anyways todays target
THE NORTH POLE of course now if any of you have ever seen the polar express imagine i am the conductor saying why to the north pole fo course!!!!!!
Tpday Allie and I will rob th elabs of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc. We willl be taking a newly developed chemical that turns animals rabid how evil an da large cna of blue spray paint supersized and a thousand bow ties.....hmm I wonder what we're doing today

Due to budget cuts in our building we will not be able to take the travel portal for the rest of the month so we are taking our brand new star wars fighter jets to a penguin infested island off the coast of th esmall norht polian village. (The one with the barber shop pole with the candy-cane stripes)

So Allie and I will fly to the island and gather an army of penguins. They will line up and w ewill injest the chemical into them spray paint them blue and then give them a xmas bow time because penguins are always more menacing when they are wearing a bow tie and are blue....yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After transforming the penguins we will leave them in their natural habitats till we pick them up later. Then we will go and intercept the polar express we will yell at the conductor there for making it completely late because we know how they hate that!!! INSERT LOTS OF DANCING AND MUSICAL NUMBERS HERE we will steal all the broken toys from the compartment and then put them in front of the train with super glue so they are stuck mwhahahahahahahahahaha
then we will return to the north pole gather our army and charge the north pole... in the north pole our mutant penguins wil battle the elves while allie and I will battle santa with our light sabers. I have a blue one and Allie has a purple one I wanted the purple one but that loser called it darn!!!!! ONce we ahve knocked out the north poles occupants we will steal al their cookie supplies and burn them in a raging inferno how evil we will then stealthily sneak into teh workshop dodge all the laser lights guarding the noddy and nice lists and inconspicuously change our names from the noddy list to the nice list. Being evil and all we build up a lot of hype about being noddy so we put ourselves on th enice list with permanent ink and we shall forever remain there no matte rhow evil we are the world may need a new santa and some elves any volunteers????? HEy MR. P allie thinks you would be perfect for the job of santa send us your resume and we will be sure to put you at the top of our almighty clip board fo awesomeness...you science knowledge would make a great addition to the north pole!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO thats all for now....tune in next week for more evilness from us:)

-Lauren and Allie

CEO(s) of Evil Inc. Evil The way it should be!!!!!......................................................................................

(The first girls in history to be outlandishly evil but still eb on the nice list ahhhhhh how awesome)

Shout outs to our awesome teachers you know homework was illegal when we ruled the worldd lets keep it tha way *wink* you do know you may be sentenced to pancake treatment*

Mr. P promise us you'll visit because visiting is cool and we were your favorite students any way *smirk* *wink* mwhahahahahahhahahaha

*Pancake Treatment- The evil punishment fo being enclosed on a seagull infested beach with a pile of pancakes superglued to your head

More Later Everyone stay tuned and

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!1

The Eternally Ultimate snow day

Evil Scheme of the Week 12/17/08
Happy But Evil Wednesday everyone...thanks ever so much for returning to us once again. This may actually be the shortest schme ever no scratch that this is our shortest scheme ever!!!!! I wonder why???? Hmmm..honorary mention to alll of our teachers for being awesome but you know homework is considered evil in the new world sowe may have to sentence you to pancake treatment mwhahahahahahaha the evil punishment of the century much more pleasent and entertaining than hanging you by your thumbs...
copyright enfringement shall be punished with ultimate dooom these week hmm maybe we cna sentence you to take Mr. P’s food web test of DOOM I will ahve to ask hime if he has any copies left...(w emay need a harder the punishment though he says he tried ot make it hard I got a 105 pshh please thanks agian Mr. P. )
Todays target: goldfish around the world they are the ultimate challenge... no but really todays target well we said we were going to colonize the moon we lied due to enormous ammounts of homework I ahve no desire to be in school tomorrow so I will have more time to work on my project if I am home don’t you agree...?
So todays target well..
we were thinking of attacking everyone’s goldfish but it will more be everyone in the general are of Maine... If you like snow come boook oyur flights today!!!! (oh darn i am going all cultural festival on you)
Plan:
Using our awesome spongebob-like abilities ot blow bubbles and a special chemicla called insta bubble we are going to make a giant bubble around the state of Maine. When the bubble is in place. It will instnatly freeze because of th emonitors we placed all inside the bulbble thanks to our associates at Lauren and Allie Evil Labrotories. So we will freeze the bubble and then a giant creation of ours will connect into the clouds “in a miagically awesomeness way” (TO ALL WHO MAY BE OCNCERED THE WORD AWESOMENESS HAS BEEN AN DALWAYS WILL BE OUR WOORD YOU MAYY USE IT BUT IT ISN’T YOUR WORD GET IT?GOT IT!!! GOOD:) <---- thats a smilie face yayyyyyy soooo we will then filter in all precipitaion where are moleculer rearanger enator enator (dr doofenshmirtz uses that phrase) where it will turn it into snow and then send it insiide the giant bubble hence forth making it snow ...ok so I know you’re thinking we are going softer a sweeks pass... so here goes.. as evil people we shall be assigning alll copy right enfringement peeps, peopel who killed a certain Steve The Pen, and people we generally dont like.... so ya enjoy snow shoveling...when it stops snowing and th ebubble is full to bursting we will open a small hole and it will be the job of...
steve killer
hair freak
merril timey
mrs c
the gamblinator
mrs I talk in an odd accent all the time
baby momma
rachel elizabeth dare
morgan york for being a twilight hater
anyone who has not read harry potter sorry...;) now its winking yay!!!
and a bunch of other people I cannot recall at the moment
Ii ahve spent most of my evening completing homework for a few people and just os you all know My IMOVE is amazing...:) yay

so then they will shovel out every building but the school and school shall be known as illegal and th eternal snowday will be amazing!!!!!!!!!

happy Christmas everyone we will be taking next week off unless.... I can come up with some amazing xmassy scheme maybe in honor of Christmas Allie and I will high jack the North pole hmm that sounds like fun w ewill be doing that long Live SNATA CLAUS yay!!!!!!!:) and his elf

Lauren adn Allie CEO(s) of Evil Incorporated Allie and Lauren Style the way evil should be!!!!!

Take over the world week is finally here (may contain lots of blue jello sorry if you're allergic lets hope your not!!! k?)

Ok so welcome back...I am Lauren and this is Allie and we are the CEO(s) of evil incorporated Lauren and Allie style"the way evil should be" if you have been hiding under a rock for the past few updates lets review friday is evil reminder day and wednesday is scheming day!!!!!! So unless you forgot it is time to......dun dun dunnnn drum roll please???? no wait I am yuor supreme ruler I dont need to say pleas in order to get my drum roll so I command that you give me a drum roll right now!!!!!! ok so there was the drum roll finally...its time for take over the world week and lets hope that your not allergic to teh color blue because for one that is the color of this font oops and it is the color the world will soon be.....mwhaha
todays target: YOU (just kidding) EVERYONE hahahahahahaha
PLAN this is a really long open so dont read if
you dont have time to laugh at our funniness and if you are in the middle of a battle with a lightsaber ooohhh pretty lights I have always wanted a blue one
also do not read if you are supposed ot eb correcting papers or doing something productive
or if you are feeling in denial of yoou evilness we cannot have that okey dokey lets begin

Plan- Blue Jello exists right? right.... Evil blue jello exists right? WRONG up unitl now there has been no such record of evil blue jello i evn gooogled it and nothing has been copyrighted but who cares about copyrights anyway we own the world right? wrong the correct answer would be Lauren and allie cna break copyrights (in this fantasy world of ours) anytime they want and you guys have to follow by our imaginary copyright or face our eviltude ness!!!!!!!!ok so since there is no such thing as evil blue jello we have taken it into our hands to make some ourselves...it serves the entire world and is sold seperately from the supplies to make it we cannot having you try to overthrow us right???worng that is exactly what we want we only want to rule the word for one week because we have to come up with a new plan a week so if we r to busy ruling the world we cannot update darn!!!!!

so we will use a chemical that was developed in Lauren and Allie Evil Labrotories. OS we will be making blue jello by injecting the blue ice chemical into flavorless glob .
ICE is intended for evil purpouses this does not and will never give you any excuse to inject it into
a rabid dog
you grandma
the president
a neighborhood bully
the ice cream man
a grizzly bear
your annoying cousin *cough* jacob*cough*
a random horseshoe crab
your moms homeade pie
santa claus
the tooth fairy
the easter bunny
you may however inject it into
Santas reindeer
Caitlin(you know who you are)
steve killer
mr P.
and any other random passer by
So th eside affects yay the best part of being injected witht his stuff
you turn blue duh!!!!!!!
death
headaches
paralysis
constant denial ooooo ull neve rbe able to accept anything ever again
giddy-ness kinda like after you drink rum but without the hangover haha(not that either of us ahve ever drank rum really but Pirates of teh Carribean gives us some goood mental pics)
hyper ness YAY
the urge to sing and or be random(if you're going to sing sing xmas songs they're the best and if yoou're going to be random the one phrase that cna always win a random contest is this happpy christmas welcome to the cumberland county civic center here is your 29 cans of fancy feast catfood your opponent will be too busy trying to figure out what drug you're on to reply so you will win by default yay!!!)

flying
the urge to jump off a building
and some other stuff it hasnt been tested on pregnant people or people with a serious medical condtion so you dont have to ask your doctor first because they won't know!!!!!!!!1

So when the blue jello is done we will flood the world I will tell you how we made it momentarily...
so when the blue jelloo has flodded the world it will turn everything blue
everything and it will get pretty tiring sitting and looking at blue all day so we will be sending everyone sunglasses with colorfully tinted lenses so you wont always be looking at blue I know I am a genius!!!!!! I think it would suck for you if you hate the color blue how depressing
in order to make the blue jello we will be filling th egrand canyon and great basin located in the United States and then add water the end...ok so in order to stir it we will get some giat red wood trees even though thery are endagered who cares and use them to stir we will ahve a huge robotic pair of hand and someone will wear a huge pair of interactive glovesa nd the hand will do all the work and stir the jell using the trees and you may ask why not just like i dont know stick the hands in th eblue jell o why use the trees well because we needed something long so that the giant hands dont touch the jell they're allergic and stop lookingat me like im insane I told you that earlier.....

(allie took over here not that she wasn't helping there)
Once we mix the blue jello we will take over a news station take cnn for example and then announce to everyone our evil scheme you know how the bad guy tells his arch nemesis the evil scheme while he waits for the countdown clock on the bomb the hero is tied to a chaioir but while the evil guy tells about it the hero escapes oh crap!!! but this time all we will succeed in doing is send ing th epublic into mass hysteria!!!!!!!! phew I just thought I deleted all that that would be horrible....
Then we shall flood the world hahahahahahahahaha MWHAHAHAHAHA hope you like blue world
now over to Lauren

So it would be depressing if you didn't like blue but we can fix that we will charge peopl and then our heard of man-eating trained elephants will go around and suck up the blue jello with their trunks and spray it all over the world's abortion centers!!!!!!1 because they are evil
then we will go and get an enormous cna of white spray paint and spray paint the whit ehouse in the US white because it cnat be known
as the white house if its blue so it will soon be white again

(allie) most definitely
(lauren) hey i wasn't done yet
(allie) fine grumpy!!!!!!
(Lauren) yah so thanks for the input allie...now lets continue

Now you ask what do we do with the TV station we took well we will be airing a 24/7 program that stars us and is hilarious of course and then we will be rich and famous and we will use our power and money to buy off other tv stationas and we will then play hypnotic music on them so that everyone will be hypnotised to obey the rules and then our robots will make sure everyone follows our rules which are displayed below!!!!!!!
1. No doing the macaranea it reminds me too much of Draco Malffoy thanks ever so much allie
2. You must eat carrots and macoroni and chees for thanksgiving dinner because turkey is overrated and I like orange
3. you have to get a TV and wathc our show every night
4. the cosmetics industry makes millions off people trying to look pretty when they already are so no make up allowed ever unless tyler is wearing because if I dont say that she will hit me!!!
5. If you're in jail you obviously did something horrible so I will punish you horribly see I am just punishing accordingly it will be funny for me embarrassing for you and painful haha you will do the hokey pokey on a seagull infested beach with multiple pancakes on your head and a zap collar incase oyu refuse to listen
6.Allie and I are your leaders and you are our pets get it got it good!!!!
7.Tyler will be the official slave of Allie and Lauren even though I dont appprove of slavery so I will gived her umm I dont know the head of shopping industries she buys things for me but she still has to hand feed me grapes and seh cannot buy food she has to dumpster dive for it ...I will give her a never ending credit card to shop with but you cannot buy food with it, weapons, or pay people to buy you a weapon, and no stealing weapons tyler and that is why yoou should not have hit Lauren
8. Jasper Hale will be tyler's official boy friend (because she said so I guess???? hmmm she also sadi japer Cullen but since he doesn't exist she cna have the second option) Tyler must also crack eggs over Alice Cullens head unexpectdly theres your tip off alice keep a sharp eye on the future!!!!!!!!
10/ Harry Potter is supreme ruler of Australia
11. Gossip magazines are illegal anyone found with one will be sent to live on the moon
12. every child in the world only has to go to school for twenty minutes they mnust then spend the rest of the day running laps around the track what if there was an angry gorilla chasiing you and you were too slow so i will help you with that
13. homework is illegal
14. grades are overrated
15. anyone caught giving homework shall be scentenced to pancake treatment
16. everyone even the guys are required to read twilight harry potter and percy jackson and th eoolympians
17. I think tyler will find this one funny NO DUMPSTER DIVING alllowed
18. No teachers shall be allowed to call the vacation in decemebr holiday vacation it IS CHRISTMAS VACATION AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE no one is going to be offended if you call it christmas break
19. the worl will no longer be known as earth it is officially Laurne is awesomeness
(allie) hey why cant it be allie is awesomeness
(lauren) because we all know that I am awesomer than you!!!!!! You can rename pluto Ill send NASA an email as soon as I am done here
20. the moon shall be painted blue that way the phrase once in a blue moon will be funny and pointless the perfect combination...
21.Movie tickets are officially free
22. Lauren will be allowed ot watch twilight any day she wants
23. anyone caught giving tyler food will also suffer ppancake treatment

Soooo in the end Allie and I will be the supreme ruler of the world and CEO(s) of Evil Incorporated Allie and Lauren Style th eway evil should be
tyler will eb fooodless
and the world will be blue but jello-less
TUNE IN ENXT WEKK for how lauren and allie plan to annoy someone and colonize the moon
bye for now have an evil day and rememebr
Wednesday is Scheming Day

CEO(s) of Evil Incorporated Lauren and Allie style the way evil should be!!!!!!!!
MOST DEFINITELY!!!!

Friday is friendly but evil reminder day

Friday is evil but friendly reminder day so I am taking the time to remind you that next week is take over the world it will include a lot of blue jello!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scheme of the Week December 3rd

Okey Dokey welcome back to our first official scheme on this blog.
Todays Target shall be known as Steve-Killer
Some Background Info: Steve-Killer earned his name by being a notorious convict in the murder OF STEVE THE PEN( Whom Steve-Killer was jealous of) dun dun dunnnnn
So now we evict our revenge by....
Plans....
Date Plan will be Carried out:12/25/2008 Happy Christmas Steve-Killer
PLAN!!!!! (copy enfringement will be punished by BAD STUFF so don't push us.)
Ok so first we shall drop him into a vat of Vanilla pudding- He won't be able to climb out. He's to large. BTW, Allie is typing this now.
We will then proceed to buy a giant mixer thing and whip the pudding- And Steve-Killer- round and round.
(Lauren) Then we shall put him into a machine where he will instantly fall asleep then we shalll haunt his dreams with memories of the aweosmeness of Steve...mwhahaha
Then in our evil lab we will put him in the time machine which is next door and trap him in the prehistoric age
(Allie) Were he will be eaten by a T-Rex.

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!

If you're reading this prepare to be reading lots of ideas in our evil scheming-ness
The people we are conspiring against have had their names changed in order to respect their privacy!!!!!!!!!!! Cuz that is important on the internet....you have no Idea if our names are even what we say they are...dun dun dunnnnn we are evil hence the name (Lauren and Allie Evil Incorporated) ok so we update our blog every wednesday with a new evil scheme of the week remember WEDNESDAY IS SCHEMING DAY!!!!!!!
-Even though tis thursday have an evil week
Allie and Lauren
CEO(s) of Evil Incorporated:Allie and Lauren Style... the way it should be.....

P.S. We don't ocver any accidents, interferences with the law, grizzly bear attacks, groundign from yuor parents, or any other thing that may happen if you decide to try out are evil plans......

P.P.S. No one was ACTUALLY harmed in the performance of these plans
our goal is to take fver the world some day and then you'll be sorry mwhahahahahahahaha