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Okay so hola welcome everyone konichiwah reader-son
anyways next week (Wed) is National Scheming Day be here for the enormous celebrations Allie and I are already getting started...so here I am there you are now story time peeps
okay rewind.........
Last Night Allie and I decided to get in the pre-spirit of scheming day and we stole Allie's sister kelsey's awesome Watermelon Stress ball and created the amazing awesome stress ball of awesomeness...it was fun so now onto scheming week....
oh goody so there I was minding my own business when I got a letter summoning me to court we were in court against the evil demons of hades oh NO!!!!! AHHHH and then i laughed pshhh
ohhh by the way Allie is off getting braces shhhhh so lauren is running LAEI Lauren would also like to mention that she finds it quite annoying that her name has one of those little red line things when she didn't spell it wrong.... so anyways
Our Lawyer Sam...Snowflake for short even though yes I know sam is shorter than snowflake dont mock me....
anyways we've decided we're counter sueing for possession of the underworld (aka hell but hell is a bad word) so anyways once we win because we will win this is all imaginary and I can easily you know say woohoooo they won and be lying but you'd all believe me because i wrote it but I was lying back then so yah anyways we win and then once we have possession of the underworld because we will!!!!!!! we will release the dead souls on our poor and unfortunate enemies.....
so anyways we will then be rulers of the underworld and then we will distribute our evil-ness to everyone

so anyways though that was horrid I know I have no ideas ill let allie do it next time she's not funnier but she thinks she is which is amusing in itself.......
cheers
Lauren and Alls(who isn't smiling tomorrow yah good luck with that..how can you not smile/laugh while in my presence)
LAEI CEO(s)

p.s. Tune in on Wednesdya the 11th for NSD
p.p.s. tune in on Friday the 13th for the friday the thirteenth day of bad luck scheme how to turn everyones bad luck to be evil
cheers

okay time to get down and evil

Lauren is working on scheme right now everyone...hold your horses...
Cheers
Lauren
LAEI CEO blah blahh blahhhh

hola peeps

ok so since it is still technically wednesday I must apologize immensely enormous project due this weekend and Katie is officially going to murder me...as I hurry to complete my news paper...
ok scheming day...looking back our schemes are looking pretty bad so allie and I have been working on our scheme all week but Alls' internet is down and Lauren has way too much work to do she really shouldn't be doing this but w/e
so anyways first available time tomorrow there will be a really good scheme here...!!!!!!
so anyways looking forward to reading comments
cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO of LAEI

p.s. Lauren and Allie are most definitely not looking forward to gym tomorrow afternoon
p.p.s. Wizard you're insane if you think Allie and I are going to talk to Robert...one we barely know him two do u want us to get laughed at in our faces.......Allie sends her regards and we hope your first week back at Saco is going swimmingly (word of the week) Sam was coommenting earlier how boring lunch wa sif we couldnt make fun of you i wa shtinking of making an inflatable wizard...

ooops I forgot

Lauren forgot and would like to add that she finds the hilarious fourth most subscribe youtube star Fred utterly hilarious especially when he goes

"you can often find my mom in a bar or on street corners wearing very revealing clothing she has never told me why but she says she makes a ton of money..."
so yah lol

lots of smiles and evil laughs
Lauren and Alls
CEO(plural) of laei

check fred out at...
http://www.youtube.com/user/fred?blend=1

LONG DIE HANNAH MONTANNA

Omg ughh vaca everyone so boring....Allie and I have much to do....alas its not like weve been doing it...........lol most definitely
so in case you have had problems you will notice that we have a new theme and also now everyone can comment so Alls and I command you to comment got it!!!!!! so now on to being evil alls and i thank you for your patience
btw this is lauren dur
step 1: We brain wash Kelsey Parkin our new co-leader of the papoose minions and she goes to BEMS and burns out the enormous image of Miley Cyrus with her rather repulsive milk mustache Lauren would like to add that she just finished watching american idol and is infinitely glad that the brat/drama queen tatianna got voted off yay!!!!!! so anyways she kind of reminds me of miley cyrus especially the way she laughs it gives her the image of being really blonde/stupid/mentally challenged....u know
step two now that we're back on subject is to high-jack the hannah montanna tour bus note that while doing this we are probably going to die due to suspected amounts of too much pink in one area blah and barf its like a burp/barf ewwwwwwwww so anyways we steel her from the bus and take us to a hide out where we torture hannah montanna with many pictures of her old noses mwhahahahahahahah this oughta creep her out a lot!!!!!!!!!!!

step 3 capture "the gamblinator" (yah right hes like a lost kitten thats how scary he is!!) he is mostly likely going to be found on street corners selling illegal substances and terrorizing innocent first graders with pictures of dead puppies the FBI is still trying to find out how he got them but there's a rumor going around the animal rights league is starting a petition to get the death penalty put on him no need to worry he'll be spending enough time with the brain-washing blonde brat hannah montanna to care for us all....:) mwhahahahahaha the reign of Hannah montanna has gone on far too l0ng....

step 4 imprison the gamblinator and hannah montanna in a museum where thousands fo little first graders will throw rotten tomatos at them they will also have to live with the annoying little mort (lemur from madagascar 2 obsessed with king julian of course how could they not be he is the bomb!!!! long live king julian...."im a lady im a lady look at me im a lady not really its me king julian which of you is attracted to me?" unquote; quote"I your beloved king julian must simply make a small sacrifce to my good friend the water gods..." ) ok enough madagascar 2 talkin.......

step 5 throw a papoose minion party....lol

step 6 release statements that say anything remotely relate to hannah montanna is illegal including magazines merchandise the new movie and talk of her!!!!!!!

step 7 give hannah her old nose and confiscate her make up and send her and the gamblinator to a deserted island with dragons, mud, seagulls, a pile of pancakes stuck to their head, a loud stereo playing scremo music that will never die, and many other unimmaginable tortures to be lived through

so due to my extreme exhaustion alls and I take our leave for a thousand years or life whichever comes last lol just kidding

special shout out to wizard whose moving so sad alls is under the impression that this means she'll be back on monday like she is after she says shes moving every time...email us wizard we'll miss u... so who wants to send an application for a replacement?????

Lauren And Alls
CEO(s) LAEI
P.S. Tune in next week Allie and Lauren get sued...if thats how you spell it big LAEI welcome to snowflake our lawyer and assistants Kelsey and Adam P.

P.P.S. typos are a part of life if you can't deal with them leave immediately cuz its not gettin any better lauren is a predominantly lazy person

Quote of the day just to depress you i picked a really sad one....
"Should I be happy because we're friends, or cry because that's all we'll ever be?"
hope that got you all depressed Thanks for the depressing thought Alls

so enjoy your life if you're on vaca and mwhahahahaha if you're not you're jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I leave you with this
"Your mom was a hamster, your dad smelt of elderberries and you want to become a professional whistler you're pretty good at it now but you want to make a living out of it..."
-Part of it is from My Spontaneousness, Part from Madagascar 2 and part from fanfiction

"What happens if you catch a cold? You go over to the dieing hole...and you die."
- Madagascar 2


CHEERS LAUREN

We're back....

So..... Finally we are back from our extended i've decided im to lazy tonight to not type typos so sorry ive been told its funny so whatever it all goes down to im really lazy

ooo btw this is lauren
so in order to save the little kids of the world the evil reign of hannah montanna must end tune in on wednesday to see how we do it!!!!!!!
Lauren and Alls
LAEI CEO(s)

Hope you're not to fond of Allie!!!!!!!!!

Yah that's right I went there. Let's hope you're not
to fond of Allie because I changed the password...I mean who does she think she is getting on here and insulting me in front of my entire audience so yah.
so take that and mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahaha


anyways in order to best Allie at her own game i am replacing her....... again mwhahahahahahaha
With none other than my minion leader Adam and his older sister cough kelsey cough not ALLIE HAHAHAHAHAHA take that!!!!!!
Mwhahahahahah I am laughing evilly a lot to day


SO NOW for the record one typo free entry right here!!!!!!! HA TAKE THAT

Lauren:)
ONLY CEO of LAEI

Hope your not too fond of Youtube

Hello peeps.
Today I, Allie, have taken over the blog. Therfore, you'll actually be able to read my writing. No typos, see??
We here at LAEI are very sorry that we forgot to inform you of our vacation last week. Being evil requires a lot of work, and even evil geniuses, like ourselves, need breaks. You'll be glad to know we had a lovely vacation in Majorka. Now, onto the scheme!!
This week, we have decided to do the unthinkable. We shall crash the Internet. MWAHAHAHA.
Alright. First we shall make emails to send to the entire earths population. A blue penguin will be dancing, with the Evil Penguin theme song playing in the backround. An advertisment for Allie Lauren Evil Incorporated will pop up just before the song ends, like one of those evil emails were you have to stare at the picture and then a freaky face pops up and screams. Except that instead of screaming ours will be shouting "CAUSE ITS AN EVIL PENGUIN!!!!"
After it screams, an evil virus will be sent out to the computer. The virus was created by LAEI labs, our papoose minions led by Adam, there leader, and Sweet Pea the demonic hamster, who has now died 9 times. This virus will send the entire contents of the internet to us, where it will be held for ransom. Also, rooms with an exessive amount of tech equipment will most likely be slightly toasted. There you go, ATOD. (Wait, Can you hold the internet for ransom? We asked the same question. Either way, we're going to try.) Before you all lose the internet for good, a little blue penguin pops up and says " An evil penguin ate your internet". Bye bye connection.
The ransom for the internet will be about $200,000 dollars. We don't want to ask for too much, because were still rich after the New Years scheme. It has paid for most of our new evil equipment. Also, everytime you open the internet from then on out, it must first come to our blog page. Haha.
Alright. Lauren will probably be disappointed in my blog. She's the funny one, as you can see. :0)

So Adios,
Lauren and Allie, CEOs of LAEI

PS. Who's doing all the work now, Lauren?? HA. :)