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Hello Everyone, Good Day, How are you?

So we said we would give you an awesome April Fools Scheme wellllll April Fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha Ha I laugh at my own wittiness actually we forgot but isn't it just the perfect cover-up? So today Thursday I shall just be evil. Ten minutes ago well brain storming I asked myself, What do you think of when you think of the word evil I myself think of....
homework
fish sticks (blah)
lines to get on roller coasters
movie theater prices
Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter Books)
Gym....side story today my dad called me from work (he works nights) and I was whining about gym and he goes I love gym and I said really and then he asked a ton of peeps form work if they liked gym they all answered yes and I said who did you ask? And he made a list my only response was...you asked a ton of guys duh!!!!! lol
the waiters at Chinese Buffets
Captain Hook
frozen pizza
rainbows (looks can be deceiving I mean look at Voldemort...oh wait he does look evil)

So anyways I was thinking how do I incorporate all of that into a scheme...
This is the point where I tell you how.....just making sure you're following

It all began late one night in the downstairs bathroom of Lauren's house hiding the linen closet burried under towels,
A stroke of brilliance has happened and now I whilst away my time her recording irrefutable proof (did I mention it was use big and uncommon words today)
!!!!!!!!!!!ooooo I see a side story coming on....so today on the news they played beat it and everyone i mean EVERYONE was dancing it was so annoying because Evan and Kyle can;t dance and neither can Shayne lol
so that inspired Katie and I to launch Fergusson Dance Day and everyone in Fergusson was dancing all day playing music all of the time.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I think that is the last of my side stories now where was I????
Oh Yahhhhh irrefutable proof of how brilliant I am.......

so here is my plan....ransack the Harry Potter Convention because there really is one....there isn't a Twilight convention now is there? So that just proves how much better Harry Potter is than Twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear to you that the kids choice awards on Nick is rigged!!!! completely r-i-g-g-e-d rigged!!!!!!!!!! so anyways we ransack the convention steal all merchandise and then launch a world wide Harry Potter day to commemorate his achievement in defeating the great Dark Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then we will hand out wands people will delude themselves into thinking their real and I Lauren ruler of Lauren Land will hide from the authorities in my linen closet............
No I am not telling you why it is necessary to hide from the authorities at the time being...
so for now hope you enjoyed that wonderful insight into the life and statue fo wonderfulness of Lauren LAAAAAAND.......du nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Lauren Land (bat man theme song everyone)

Join Us Next Week As we take out the evil that is Fish Sticks I already have a brilliant idea!!!!!

Cheers
Lauren

thought of the day: Its very hard to explain the flavor of bubble gum to someone who has never tried it!!!!! of course who has never tried bubble gum?

quote of the day: if I die I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
sorry that was mean next

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
heh we just learned relative frequency thats funny gotta show that to Mr. Abbott

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
Woo Hoo Star Wars I will now commence yoda talk

eat fish stick I shall not
eat cotton candy we must
run laps around the house int eh the dark we shall

sorry enough of that hope you enjoyed my quotes
Cheers Again Lauren