WOO HOO ITS BLAME KELSEY DAY

Good Afternoon Everyone
today is actually Wedenesday aren't we awesome? Yah I know we are!!!!! SO anyways....today is National Blame Kelsey Day
Kelsey ..the source of all evil besides ourselves of course is the most evil member of the Parkin household and everything is her fault!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
today we are going ot steal the Eiffel Tower and Blame it on kelsey of Course........The Eiffel Tower will officialy be located on Pluto which IS a planet.....has been and always will be!!!!!! you cannot just change it!!!!! so there
anyways there will be no ransome because anyone they send to retrieve it will automatically be captured by our giant butterfly net located on neptune and manne dby our papoose minions.....
so it will be impossible to retrieve "ze eiffel tower" as ze french would zay
alls and I are currently enjoying cotton candy popsicles they are yummy la duh!!!!
so now we will take a leaf out of th eSuite of Life of Zack and Cody's Book and make the sounds of a french wave
la woosh la crash la woosh la crash la woosh la crash...:)
and then we steal the croiussants...and all those big gondalla boat things with the giant oars and the mimes.....cuz they are so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and we shall blame KELSEY so once again MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA wow we do a lot of that here....
we shall replace the eiffel tower with a large flashing neon sign saying lauren...alls would like to add and allie but lauren says la no
wow the french are fun they just put la in front of everything
isnt that so enchente'
wi?

Now we're boredd....so lets answer some comments
NO WIZARD we are not addressing said person!!!!!!! If we want to make an inflatable you to fill your spot at your lunch table and ward out losers like "the monkey man"...and other peoples.....we'll tell you who the monkey man is later. We would like to see you try to drown us in blue jello so bring it on!!!! LA CHEERS

Caitlin...I am sitting right next to you as you as you wrote that comment so no...I am just naturally funny and spontaneous....hmm good idea lauren spontaneous day next wednesday.....lol

Ted....Do I know you? Maybe...your name seems farmiliar...well anyways thanks for commenting yes you can throw the cupcakes at rude people alls and I are pretty rude people so dont throw cupcakes at us...

Mr. P.
WOOOOOOO thanks for commenting again....yes we are very spontaneous people so tune in next week for spontaneous day because we told you to....:)

so we're done now say adios the Eiffel Tower (alls would like to reprimand Lauren for using Spanish in a French Dedicated scheme)

Cheers
Lauren and Allie
p.s. On your comments please tell us why....
1. you think the leaning tower of piza remains leaning
2. kangaroos sleep with eye open (alls would like to add they don't....)
3. Lauren is cooler than alls (alls likes to add "you're not" and I Say ummm you're in denial)
4. What would make someone naturally run like a penguin (we know some peoples who do)
5. It is natural for a male to flip their hair constantly....
just curious share youor opinions and we'll share ours next week on...
SPONTANEOUS DAY

LA Cheers
Lauren and Alls