Air Hockey Majorca style

Hola' everyone as the former residents of majorca would say......notice we said former yah thats right we blew up majorca ooopps there seemed to be some lasting side effects and "minor" explosions left from the fireworks I used on Allie's birthday...so in honor of the people of Majorca Allie and I will form a perfect surface on the barren wasteland that is majorca to form the world largest ice arena...The ice is made out of everlasting ice a chemical our lead scientist doctor malfoy von muntant who is distantly related to theeeeee draco malyfoy I know right!!!!!!
HE developed our chemical and then our army of minion papooses led by my lead papoose drum roll please Adam using the eucolyptus wood hah take that koala bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so anyways they are using the wood to build the walls that surround the ice.
We even bought one of those zamboni things now why may you ask are we using ice to build and air hockey table because we wanted to prove that you could make ice that wouldn't melt in the warm tropics of Majorca

So under the ice we have one of those insignia things on hockey rinks only ours says Lauren and Allie Evil Inc.
and it has a giant papoose minnion and penguin on it with lots of evil looking swirlies mwhahahah we even have a shirt you where and if hard enough impact comes in contact with it an evil laugh will be played (batteries sold seperately)
using gian electroonic technology we have used the gloves we used ot make the giant hand and attatched them to a giant air hockey puck. Allie and I will pout on the gloves and then control the puck and little um hitter-thing I dont know what they are called. Using magnetic bands anyone who has ever defied us is magnetically strapped onto the pucks and two hitter-thingies so that they will feel pain when they come on impact with the giant steel thingies thoguh I have amny people and an extensive list of people who will be going first I don;t want to bore you so
ciao (which in italian is chow those italians genius I mean come on pizza spaghetti and awesome words what will they coome up with next)

So ciao
Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(s) of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc.

PS I dont know why there is an s at the end of ceo because I Lauren mainly do all the work so take that Allie

Happy 14th Bday ALLIE

In honor of Allie's bday I Lauren have commandeered this blog....now because i have been slightly lazy lately there was not an evil scheme on wednesday I spent thursday in the laboratories of LAEI and my papooose minions and I made the worlds largest purple bday cake with blue icing it is now placed directly in the center of Majorca which if you don't know is the largest island in Spain...On the beach large firework displays will explode and rock toward the moon so that everyone int eh world will be hypnotize by the beauty of the fireworks!!!!!! they will alll bow down and sing happy birthday to allie in the loudest chorus of voices knownt man world record book here we come
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLIE

Cheers
Lauren

so very evilly sorry

ok so life is hectic hard to be evil now adays Lauren has an algebra test to study for and Allie well Allie is nothing with out Lauren....:) JKJK
son anyways so very sorry we neglected to create an evil scheme yesterday you will see something special Friday in honor of Allie's bday she completely forgot yesterday was Wednesday I don't think she will be reading this so don't tell her shhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Her bday is Saturday so yep
thanks and have an evil Thursday:(
Cheers
Lauren S.
CEO of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc.

omg read-a-thon

ok so I shall now tlak about how boring read-a-thons are

oh and by the way happy evil reminder day
Allie and I are reading the weirdest warning labels and I have to say that some of the labels like
warning may contain nuts on the back of a peanut container and warning may be flammable on a bottle of lighter fluid
and other stupid stuff that is totally obvious like do not consume (on a matress)
Its very cold right now EVIL JANUARY u shall be vanquished papoose
so remember to not abide by these warnings and have an evil january my faithful papoose minions

Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(s) of evil inc.
LONG LIVE HP FANFICTION
may Draco MAlfoy never do the macerana in my prescense

-MR. P. how dare you set foot in our school and not say hello to us personally!!!!! :)

sooooo........:) lots of smiles

so today we are bored snow days are awesome and yet borin'
today we are celebrating a birthday of a friend HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKI
hope being fourteen is evil enough for you in order to celebrate Nikki's bday we are going to make the world's largest blue birthday cake using enormous amounts of blue frosting and many many many packets of yellow cake mix...which we have attained from Lauren and Allie Evil Labs....A hypnotic ray sent across the tri-state area has made everyone come to us and sing the happy birthday song to nikki including our papoose army and our new santa claus mr. p your science knowledge has made you the perfect candidate for the job of santa congrats
so once the giant cake blows up and covers everyone in blinding neon green confetti everyone will aqutomatically bow down at out evil(but amazing) feet and then we will all do the macarana like draco malfoy and then everyone will have a blue happy bday nikki cake glued to their heads and we will release our army of intoxicate seagulls for ultimate pancake treatment bday mode how exciting then giant blue fireworks will explode to say lauren and allie evil inc


so anyways happpy bday nikki sorry thus scheme was so short and just so myou know we cut the cake with a blue light saber and what not
lots of evil smirks
(I edited that because i normally end everything with lots of smilies but it wouldnt have worked so i changed it!!!!!)

Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(s) of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc :)

The Strangest laws in the strangest places

Happy Evil Reminder day...and New Year too.....
so today we are going to remind you of some of the strangest laws from the strangest places...
1. playing with silly string is against the law in lowdey california
2. In Louisiana a barber can not charge cannot charge a bald man more than 25 cents for a hair cut
3. It is illegal to hunt moths under street lights in Los Angeles
4. In Seattle a dog must pay full bus fare if they weigh more than 20 lbs.
5. In Minnesota you may be jailed for standing in front of a moving train(if you survive)
6. It's against the law in Arkansas to blindfold a cow on a public highway
7. Its the law in French Lick Springs, Indiana for all black cats to wear bells on Friday the Thirteenth so you can hear them coming.
8. Its against the law in Virginia to call someone and not say anything...lol
9. In Georgia it is against the law to spread the rumor if it's not true
10. In Alaska its illegal to push a live moose out of a moving plane...wow...thats odd

Kay just os you know those are all true cited from
"Uncle John's Triumphant 20th anniversery bathroom reader"

So in order to spread fear and decrease denial of our evilness we are officially making badges....o yah
more later
CEO(S) of Evil INC.
Lauren and Allie
Have an Evil Weekend