We Solemnly Swear that we are up to no good...cough evil cough.....LAEI

DUDESSSSSSSSSS

2009-10-20T05:17:00.000-07:00

Allie doesn't know im doing this shhhhh
been busy hope everyon ehad an excellent start to a new school year and a splendiforous summer......IM in keyboarding.....the horrors save me now lol
That wasnt very evil but trust me somethign evil will be done to this psychotic teacher
Cheers Lauren

Carpe Diem

2009-05-08T08:07:00.000-07:00

'Lo Everyone
today Is Carpe Diem Day
meaning in latin Seize the Day Day.............
Tomorrow at LAEI we're seizing the day............
be here
or be somewhere else we won't care
cheers
Lauren

'Lo Everyone

2009-05-06T17:50:00.000-07:00

'Lo Everyone how are you........welcome to softball season....when Lauren has the most obnoxious practice schedule....but whatever:)
So Sorry I never got around to retyping it was just so frustrating and now I should be doing homework and taking a shower but noooooo I am updating here because I am nice like that

Quotes of the day
-Its not cheating its innovative use of resources
- I dont lie I just get creative with the truth
so today we are destroying evil forces...........we can't have competition now can we?

Today we destroy Moths, Mosquitoes and Black Flies by sending out a new chemical mist across the planet killing any living mosquito, black fly or moth because they are just generally annoying and then we're going to move on and take care of bees, wasps, hornets, horse flies and other stuff...........and now I ahve nothing else to say so off to finish my homework
Cheers
Lauren
LAEI
p.s. I know that was horrible I think the best part was the quotes personally

Hi

2009-04-24T20:05:00.000-07:00

Hello Everyone sorry for the long delay I had an entire scheme of awesomeness all typed out and it was hilarious if I do say so myself and then my internet connection was lost and it all got deleted sorry for lack of awesomeness lately we will be up and running next week.....but for now excuse me while I go bang my head against the wall a few times after the 16 page update i typed was deleted........it was funny too

quotes of the day
"It is hard to tell if a man is telling the truth when you know you would lie if you were in his place." H. L. Mencken

and the classic

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good...."

Cheers
A Very Depressed Lauren
CEO of LAEI

p.s check out the new title.....
Cheers
L.S.

Bout of Boredom

2009-04-06T14:15:00.000-07:00

We seem to be facing a bout fo extreme boredom.....hm nothing to do nothing to do nothing to do...okay I have homework but who cares not me
cheers for now i just might go start on some of that homework
Lauren

Welcome to Lauren Land

2009-04-02T17:17:00.000-07:00

Hello Everyone, Good Day, How are you?

So we said we would give you an awesome April Fools Scheme wellllll April Fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha Ha I laugh at my own wittiness actually we forgot but isn't it just the perfect cover-up? So today Thursday I shall just be evil. Ten minutes ago well brain storming I asked myself, What do you think of when you think of the word evil I myself think of....
homework
fish sticks (blah)
lines to get on roller coasters
movie theater prices
Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter Books)
Gym....side story today my dad called me from work (he works nights) and I was whining about gym and he goes I love gym and I said really and then he asked a ton of peeps form work if they liked gym they all answered yes and I said who did you ask? And he made a list my only response was...you asked a ton of guys duh!!!!! lol
the waiters at Chinese Buffets
Captain Hook
frozen pizza
rainbows (looks can be deceiving I mean look at Voldemort...oh wait he does look evil)

So anyways I was thinking how do I incorporate all of that into a scheme...
This is the point where I tell you how.....just making sure you're following

It all began late one night in the downstairs bathroom of Lauren's house hiding the linen closet burried under towels,
A stroke of brilliance has happened and now I whilst away my time her recording irrefutable proof (did I mention it was use big and uncommon words today)
!!!!!!!!!!!ooooo I see a side story coming on....so today on the news they played beat it and everyone i mean EVERYONE was dancing it was so annoying because Evan and Kyle can;t dance and neither can Shayne lol
so that inspired Katie and I to launch Fergusson Dance Day and everyone in Fergusson was dancing all day playing music all of the time.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I think that is the last of my side stories now where was I????
Oh Yahhhhh irrefutable proof of how brilliant I am.......

so here is my plan....ransack the Harry Potter Convention because there really is one....there isn't a Twilight convention now is there? So that just proves how much better Harry Potter is than Twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear to you that the kids choice awards on Nick is rigged!!!! completely r-i-g-g-e-d rigged!!!!!!!!!! so anyways we ransack the convention steal all merchandise and then launch a world wide Harry Potter day to commemorate his achievement in defeating the great Dark Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then we will hand out wands people will delude themselves into thinking their real and I Lauren ruler of Lauren Land will hide from the authorities in my linen closet............
No I am not telling you why it is necessary to hide from the authorities at the time being...
so for now hope you enjoyed that wonderful insight into the life and statue fo wonderfulness of Lauren LAAAAAAND.......du nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Lauren Land (bat man theme song everyone)

Join Us Next Week As we take out the evil that is Fish Sticks I already have a brilliant idea!!!!!

Cheers
Lauren

thought of the day: Its very hard to explain the flavor of bubble gum to someone who has never tried it!!!!! of course who has never tried bubble gum?

quote of the day: if I die I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
sorry that was mean next

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
next

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
heh we just learned relative frequency thats funny gotta show that to Mr. Abbott

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
Woo Hoo Star Wars I will now commence yoda talk

eat fish stick I shall not
eat cotton candy we must
run laps around the house int eh the dark we shall

sorry enough of that hope you enjoyed my quotes
Cheers Again Lauren

Hello Everyone

2009-03-31T15:46:00.001-07:00

Hi,
This is a public release statement to everyone who has been reading our blog. We'd like to tell everyone that we're terribly sorry for sharing people's last names please do tell us if we make this mistake again I am pretty sure I got them all out of the previous blogs. Second our scheme tomorrow is going to be classical but amazing. Third :) We're going to start working much better on our schemes to ensure less typos and such...
Thanks for Reading As of Late
Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(s) of LAEI

whistling innocently

2009-03-31T14:47:00.000-07:00

im rather boreddddd so I decided to come and update here!!!!!!
Everyone best come here tomorrow and read our amazing April Fools Scheme
Okey Doke?
Cheers
Lauren
offical updater and
CEO of LAEI

p.s. Here is where i say something witty and funny but all i feel like saying is
mwhahahahahahahahahahahah lol

im boreddddddddddd

" I find reason tedious and boring we'll use force,"

"My left or your left? My left of course you silly Mort I am king all the lefts are mine!!!!"

HIIIIIIIIIII-YAHHHHHHHH

2009-03-18T08:51:00.000-07:00

Top O' The Morning Everyone....Hope you had a lovely St. Patrick's Day Filled with leprechauns, fairy princesses, pots of gold, rainbows, and our lovely mascot Leon Peon the Leprechaun!!!

Alright, Allie is sharing the floor with Lauren of course who else?!! Today is the day you've all been waiting for...
SPONTANEOUS DAY!!!!
To kick off spontaneous day, Lauren and I had a very fun kung-fu battle with mutant penguin ninjas that our lab created for us. Then we laughed evilly and began to scheme!!!!!
Today we are going to be SPONTANEOUS woooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
Then we threw rocks at the window to the American Idol stage and held J.K. Rowling for ransom demanding to know why our Hogwarts letters were mysteriously lost in the mail. Over to Allie.

After this we enjoyed a snack of peanut butter pickles and pink bubble gum, which I am not supposed to eat. Haha dentist.
Then we decided to steal all the Disney Princess movies on the planet and blow them up in a giant shamrock shaped pinata. Once the movies blow up, fireworks are released that spell " Happy Spontaneous Day" and then explode again into a million tiny flying leprechauns, that will then proceed to kick the bunnies of the world out of there burrows. Leprechauns need homes to, you know. The bunnies will be given homes in the humongous field outside of LAEI labs.
Alright, It is time for us to watch a movie. Were going to be watching The Little Mermaid!!!! Maybe next week we'll find a way to turn it evil..... An evil-inator ray.....Hmmm.
Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO's Of LAEI

p.s. here is the answer to our queries

1. We dont know....
2. We dont know
3. most definitely she was born that way...
4. yes
5. yes

Happy Friday The Thirteenth

2009-03-13T07:58:00.000-07:00

Welcome Everyone To LAEI in case you've been lving in the mystical town of Far Far Away for a long long time...We are Lauren and Allie
and today is the day of the unluckies
So like the evil people that we are we are preying on people's fear of bad luck and making everything noooooo lucky...:)
ladders and broken mirrors and black cats for everyone...
the surface of the planet has been entirely cracked so no one can avoid the cracks on the ground our papoose minions have ravaged the surface of the earth dropping potted plants on peoples heads, and smashing mirrors with rocks lowering ladders over people and being completely evil...the black cat-ennator-ennator is a large robotic black cat that shoots lasers out of its eyes and burns office buildings and homes to the ground. Stomping on evil people and unleshing evil fury....
so Happy Fri. 13th
cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(S) of LAEI

p.s. I must find a suitable host body

p.p.s. We are answering questions ON WEDNESDAY!!!!
p.p.p.s. The font is orange and green because I FELT LIKE IT!
p.p.p.p.s. the challenge of the day is...finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy....mwhahahahahaha

cheers :)
Lauren and Alls

WOO HOO ITS BLAME KELSEY DAY

2009-03-11T13:28:00.001-07:00

Good Afternoon Everyone
today is actually Wedenesday aren't we awesome? Yah I know we are!!!!! SO anyways....today is National Blame Kelsey Day
Kelsey ..the source of all evil besides ourselves of course is the most evil member of the Parkin household and everything is her fault!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
today we are going ot steal the Eiffel Tower and Blame it on kelsey of Course........The Eiffel Tower will officialy be located on Pluto which IS a planet.....has been and always will be!!!!!! you cannot just change it!!!!! so there
anyways there will be no ransome because anyone they send to retrieve it will automatically be captured by our giant butterfly net located on neptune and manne dby our papoose minions.....
so it will be impossible to retrieve "ze eiffel tower" as ze french would zay
alls and I are currently enjoying cotton candy popsicles they are yummy la duh!!!!
so now we will take a leaf out of th eSuite of Life of Zack and Cody's Book and make the sounds of a french wave
la woosh la crash la woosh la crash la woosh la crash...:)
and then we steal the croiussants...and all those big gondalla boat things with the giant oars and the mimes.....cuz they are so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and we shall blame KELSEY so once again MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA wow we do a lot of that here....
we shall replace the eiffel tower with a large flashing neon sign saying lauren...alls would like to add and allie but lauren says la no
wow the french are fun they just put la in front of everything
isnt that so enchente'
wi?

Now we're boredd....so lets answer some comments
NO WIZARD we are not addressing said person!!!!!!! If we want to make an inflatable you to fill your spot at your lunch table and ward out losers like "the monkey man"...and other peoples.....we'll tell you who the monkey man is later. We would like to see you try to drown us in blue jello so bring it on!!!! LA CHEERS

Caitlin...I am sitting right next to you as you as you wrote that comment so no...I am just naturally funny and spontaneous....hmm good idea lauren spontaneous day next wednesday.....lol

Ted....Do I know you? Maybe...your name seems farmiliar...well anyways thanks for commenting yes you can throw the cupcakes at rude people alls and I are pretty rude people so dont throw cupcakes at us...

Mr. P.
WOOOOOOO thanks for commenting again....yes we are very spontaneous people so tune in next week for spontaneous day because we told you to....:)

so we're done now say adios the Eiffel Tower (alls would like to reprimand Lauren for using Spanish in a French Dedicated scheme)

Cheers
Lauren and Allie
p.s. On your comments please tell us why....
1. you think the leaning tower of piza remains leaning
2. kangaroos sleep with eye open (alls would like to add they don't....)
3. Lauren is cooler than alls (alls likes to add "you're not" and I Say ummm you're in denial)
4. What would make someone naturally run like a penguin (we know some peoples who do)
5. It is natural for a male to flip their hair constantly....
just curious share youor opinions and we'll share ours next week on...
SPONTANEOUS DAY

LA Cheers
Lauren and Alls

42 can too rule the world so there!!!!!

2009-03-05T18:30:00.001-08:00

welcome to LAEI
yes we know its Thursday...
and we know yesterday was Natzi Sympathizer day what do you think we are stupid and evil?????
So anyways MEAs are evil wearing exhaustian into my already busy life as softball will be starting soon and I have NHD to look forward to got to love acronyms right everyone????
so anyways yes we know that yesterday was National Scheming Day and we had enormous plans but seeing as I am very tired I have more MEAs tomorrow last day though...and we get muffins, as the muffin conspiracy is long over.....so anyways we shall content your restless souls by handing out FREE MUFFINS FOR EVERYONE enjoy.....your favorite flavors, crunchy warm or moist all in one!! your "dream muffin" today!!!!!!!!!
so anyways....I was really hyper at lunch today what can I say overtiredness

so on to another subject quote of the day this isn't exactly a quote unless I am quoting myself.....but anyway RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY "If people weren't so stinkin stereotypical the number 42 would already be ruling the world,"
so anyways....sorry for lack of quality as of late the NSD festivities have been moved evilly towards next Wednesday because next Wednesday is the 11th and not the 12th
oh and if you're reading this
COME SEE THE HARLEM ROCKETS PLAY AGAINST OUR VERY OWN MR. ABBOTT ON THURSDAY MARCH 12TH WOOHOOO!!!!!! WE'LL BE THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS OF COURSE....:)
So anyways that all for now sleep tight everyone evil dreams
Lauren and Alls
CEO(1&2) of LAEI

p.s. To Wizard: Congrats Alls says hi but shes not really here so I think she is sleeping not really saying hi...smirk

p.p.s Lauren is in a rather awesome mood because casting for the movie the Lightning Thief is finally over coming out in 2010 and the casters chose Logan Lerman...But is angry because the actress they chose for Annabeth is like 23 not even close to 11 or 12 (the ages of the book characters)
CHEERS

Lets talk NSD

2009-03-03T15:47:00.000-08:00

ok so NSD can mean many things
natzi sympathizer day
no sugar day
narcotic socks day
national sleeping say
narotic spider day
no sleep day
night singing day
noodle soup day
nasty snake day
national serpent day
NSD......National Scheming Day
Be here or be a loser....
cheers
Lauren who is ultimately boreddd!!!!!!
coordinator of NSD
CEO #1 of LAEI

Today is Prep-day

2009-03-03T11:39:00.000-08:00

HI!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to LAEI on Tuesday as you all know tomorrow is NSD(national scheming day).....This is going to be one of the largest celebrations on LAEI ever....the first Wednesday of March....every....every....every...every year....
So without further ado
THE NSD COMITTEE
Round of Applause....a few drum rolls, and a loud badly sounding harmonica for
Lauren S.
Allie P.
of course.....
Volunteers....they're in it for the cupcakes..........
Katie
Tyler
Sam (Saranto)
Nikki

they will all be helping us spread the evil with cupcakes tomorrow so lets talk about these peeps....
well we just kinda said hey wanna be in the NSD Comitte you get cupcakes...and they said sure....
doesn't it suck Wizard moving right before we give out cupcakes....nah nahh nah nahhh nahhhh!!!!!
so now evil laugh everyone.....mwhahahahahahhahahahahahahah because the MEAs need to die in a hole at least the muffin conspiracy was over someone said we might not be having muffins....so sad
anyways im here your there...we'll be here tomorrow you be here tomorrow and we're going to have tons of evil fun!!!!!
cheers
Lauren
Cordinatior of NSD
CEO #1 of LAEI
YAH THATS RIGHT ALLIE I TOOK 1 SO MEH

quote of the day....
"yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift thats why they call it the present," The Giant Turtle in the Peach/Orchid/pink flowered tree in
THE KUNG FU PANDA!!!!!!!! HIIIIII YAAAAAAAAAA

HAPPY NSD
cheers

welcome to LAEI goes to court

2009-02-26T11:48:00.000-08:00

Okay so hola welcome everyone konichiwah reader-son
anyways next week (Wed) is National Scheming Day be here for the enormous celebrations Allie and I are already getting started...so here I am there you are now story time peeps
okay rewind.........
Last Night Allie and I decided to get in the pre-spirit of scheming day and we stole Allie's sister kelsey's awesome Watermelon Stress ball and created the amazing awesome stress ball of awesomeness...it was fun so now onto scheming week....
oh goody so there I was minding my own business when I got a letter summoning me to court we were in court against the evil demons of hades oh NO!!!!! AHHHH and then i laughed pshhh
ohhh by the way Allie is off getting braces shhhhh so lauren is running LAEI Lauren would also like to mention that she finds it quite annoying that her name has one of those little red line things when she didn't spell it wrong.... so anyways
Our Lawyer Sam...Snowflake for short even though yes I know sam is shorter than snowflake dont mock me....
anyways we've decided we're counter sueing for possession of the underworld (aka hell but hell is a bad word) so anyways once we win because we will win this is all imaginary and I can easily you know say woohoooo they won and be lying but you'd all believe me because i wrote it but I was lying back then so yah anyways we win and then once we have possession of the underworld because we will!!!!!!! we will release the dead souls on our poor and unfortunate enemies.....
so anyways we will then be rulers of the underworld and then we will distribute our evil-ness to everyone

so anyways though that was horrid I know I have no ideas ill let allie do it next time she's not funnier but she thinks she is which is amusing in itself.......
cheers
Lauren and Alls(who isn't smiling tomorrow yah good luck with that..how can you not smile/laugh while in my presence)
LAEI CEO(s)

p.s. Tune in on Wednesdya the 11th for NSD
p.p.s. tune in on Friday the 13th for the friday the thirteenth day of bad luck scheme how to turn everyones bad luck to be evil
cheers

okay time to get down and evil

2009-02-26T11:47:00.000-08:00

Lauren is working on scheme right now everyone...hold your horses...
Cheers
Lauren
LAEI CEO blah blahh blahhhh

hola peeps

2009-02-25T18:53:00.000-08:00

ok so since it is still technically wednesday I must apologize immensely enormous project due this weekend and Katie is officially going to murder me...as I hurry to complete my news paper...
ok scheming day...looking back our schemes are looking pretty bad so allie and I have been working on our scheme all week but Alls' internet is down and Lauren has way too much work to do she really shouldn't be doing this but w/e
so anyways first available time tomorrow there will be a really good scheme here...!!!!!!
so anyways looking forward to reading comments
cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO of LAEI

p.s. Lauren and Allie are most definitely not looking forward to gym tomorrow afternoon
p.p.s. Wizard you're insane if you think Allie and I are going to talk to Robert...one we barely know him two do u want us to get laughed at in our faces.......Allie sends her regards and we hope your first week back at Saco is going swimmingly (word of the week) Sam was coommenting earlier how boring lunch wa sif we couldnt make fun of you i wa shtinking of making an inflatable wizard...

ooops I forgot

2009-02-18T18:34:00.000-08:00

Lauren forgot and would like to add that she finds the hilarious fourth most subscribe youtube star Fred utterly hilarious especially when he goes

"you can often find my mom in a bar or on street corners wearing very revealing clothing she has never told me why but she says she makes a ton of money..."
so yah lol

lots of smiles and evil laughs
Lauren and Alls
CEO(plural) of laei

check fred out at...
http://www.youtube.com/user/fred?blend=1

LONG DIE HANNAH MONTANNA

2009-02-18T15:11:00.000-08:00

Omg ughh vaca everyone so boring....Allie and I have much to do....alas its not like weve been doing it...........lol most definitely
so in case you have had problems you will notice that we have a new theme and also now everyone can comment so Alls and I command you to comment got it!!!!!! so now on to being evil alls and i thank you for your patience
btw this is lauren dur
step 1: We brain wash Kelsey Parkin our new co-leader of the papoose minions and she goes to BEMS and burns out the enormous image of Miley Cyrus with her rather repulsive milk mustache Lauren would like to add that she just finished watching american idol and is infinitely glad that the brat/drama queen tatianna got voted off yay!!!!!! so anyways she kind of reminds me of miley cyrus especially the way she laughs it gives her the image of being really blonde/stupid/mentally challenged....u know
step two now that we're back on subject is to high-jack the hannah montanna tour bus note that while doing this we are probably going to die due to suspected amounts of too much pink in one area blah and barf its like a burp/barf ewwwwwwwww so anyways we steel her from the bus and take us to a hide out where we torture hannah montanna with many pictures of her old noses mwhahahahahahahah this oughta creep her out a lot!!!!!!!!!!!

step 3 capture "the gamblinator" (yah right hes like a lost kitten thats how scary he is!!) he is mostly likely going to be found on street corners selling illegal substances and terrorizing innocent first graders with pictures of dead puppies the FBI is still trying to find out how he got them but there's a rumor going around the animal rights league is starting a petition to get the death penalty put on him no need to worry he'll be spending enough time with the brain-washing blonde brat hannah montanna to care for us all....:) mwhahahahahaha the reign of Hannah montanna has gone on far too l0ng....

step 4 imprison the gamblinator and hannah montanna in a museum where thousands fo little first graders will throw rotten tomatos at them they will also have to live with the annoying little mort (lemur from madagascar 2 obsessed with king julian of course how could they not be he is the bomb!!!! long live king julian...."im a lady im a lady look at me im a lady not really its me king julian which of you is attracted to me?" unquote; quote"I your beloved king julian must simply make a small sacrifce to my good friend the water gods..." ) ok enough madagascar 2 talkin.......

step 5 throw a papoose minion party....lol

step 6 release statements that say anything remotely relate to hannah montanna is illegal including magazines merchandise the new movie and talk of her!!!!!!!

step 7 give hannah her old nose and confiscate her make up and send her and the gamblinator to a deserted island with dragons, mud, seagulls, a pile of pancakes stuck to their head, a loud stereo playing scremo music that will never die, and many other unimmaginable tortures to be lived through

so due to my extreme exhaustion alls and I take our leave for a thousand years or life whichever comes last lol just kidding

special shout out to wizard whose moving so sad alls is under the impression that this means she'll be back on monday like she is after she says shes moving every time...email us wizard we'll miss u... so who wants to send an application for a replacement?????

Lauren And Alls
CEO(s) LAEI
P.S. Tune in next week Allie and Lauren get sued...if thats how you spell it big LAEI welcome to snowflake our lawyer and assistants Kelsey and Adam P.

P.P.S. typos are a part of life if you can't deal with them leave immediately cuz its not gettin any better lauren is a predominantly lazy person

Quote of the day just to depress you i picked a really sad one....
"Should I be happy because we're friends, or cry because that's all we'll ever be?"
hope that got you all depressed Thanks for the depressing thought Alls

so enjoy your life if you're on vaca and mwhahahahaha if you're not you're jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I leave you with this
"Your mom was a hamster, your dad smelt of elderberries and you want to become a professional whistler you're pretty good at it now but you want to make a living out of it..."
-Part of it is from My Spontaneousness, Part from Madagascar 2 and part from fanfiction

"What happens if you catch a cold? You go over to the dieing hole...and you die."
- Madagascar 2

CHEERS LAUREN

We're back....

2009-02-14T15:18:00.000-08:00

So..... Finally we are back from our extended i've decided im to lazy tonight to not type typos so sorry ive been told its funny so whatever it all goes down to im really lazy

ooo btw this is lauren
so in order to save the little kids of the world the evil reign of hannah montanna must end tune in on wednesday to see how we do it!!!!!!!
Lauren and Alls
LAEI CEO(s)

Hope you're not to fond of Allie!!!!!!!!!

2009-02-05T08:44:00.000-08:00

Yah that's right I went there. Let's hope you're not
to fond of Allie because I changed the password...I mean who does she think she is getting on here and insulting me in front of my entire audience so yah.
so take that and mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

anyways in order to best Allie at her own game i am replacing her....... again mwhahahahahahaha
With none other than my minion leader Adam and his older sister cough kelsey cough not ALLIE HAHAHAHAHAHA take that!!!!!!
Mwhahahahahah I am laughing evilly a lot to day

SO NOW for the record one typo free entry right here!!!!!!! HA TAKE THAT

Lauren:)
ONLY CEO of LAEI

Hope your not too fond of Youtube

2009-02-04T15:19:00.000-08:00

Hello peeps.
Today I, Allie, have taken over the blog. Therfore, you'll actually be able to read my writing. No typos, see??
We here at LAEI are very sorry that we forgot to inform you of our vacation last week. Being evil requires a lot of work, and even evil geniuses, like ourselves, need breaks. You'll be glad to know we had a lovely vacation in Majorka. Now, onto the scheme!!
This week, we have decided to do the unthinkable. We shall crash the Internet. MWAHAHAHA.
Alright. First we shall make emails to send to the entire earths population. A blue penguin will be dancing, with the Evil Penguin theme song playing in the backround. An advertisment for Allie Lauren Evil Incorporated will pop up just before the song ends, like one of those evil emails were you have to stare at the picture and then a freaky face pops up and screams. Except that instead of screaming ours will be shouting "CAUSE ITS AN EVIL PENGUIN!!!!"
After it screams, an evil virus will be sent out to the computer. The virus was created by LAEI labs, our papoose minions led by Adam, there leader, and Sweet Pea the demonic hamster, who has now died 9 times. This virus will send the entire contents of the internet to us, where it will be held for ransom. Also, rooms with an exessive amount of tech equipment will most likely be slightly toasted. There you go, ATOD. (Wait, Can you hold the internet for ransom? We asked the same question. Either way, we're going to try.) Before you all lose the internet for good, a little blue penguin pops up and says " An evil penguin ate your internet". Bye bye connection.
The ransom for the internet will be about $200,000 dollars. We don't want to ask for too much, because were still rich after the New Years scheme. It has paid for most of our new evil equipment. Also, everytime you open the internet from then on out, it must first come to our blog page. Haha.
Alright. Lauren will probably be disappointed in my blog. She's the funny one, as you can see. :0)

So Adios,
Lauren and Allie, CEOs of LAEI

PS. Who's doing all the work now, Lauren?? HA. :)

Air Hockey Majorca style

2009-01-21T12:28:00.000-08:00

Hola' everyone as the former residents of majorca would say......notice we said former yah thats right we blew up majorca ooopps there seemed to be some lasting side effects and "minor" explosions left from the fireworks I used on Allie's birthday...so in honor of the people of Majorca Allie and I will form a perfect surface on the barren wasteland that is majorca to form the world largest ice arena...The ice is made out of everlasting ice a chemical our lead scientist doctor malfoy von muntant who is distantly related to theeeeee draco malyfoy I know right!!!!!!
HE developed our chemical and then our army of minion papooses led by my lead papoose drum roll please Adam using the eucolyptus wood hah take that koala bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so anyways they are using the wood to build the walls that surround the ice.
We even bought one of those zamboni things now why may you ask are we using ice to build and air hockey table because we wanted to prove that you could make ice that wouldn't melt in the warm tropics of Majorca

So under the ice we have one of those insignia things on hockey rinks only ours says Lauren and Allie Evil Inc.
and it has a giant papoose minnion and penguin on it with lots of evil looking swirlies mwhahahah we even have a shirt you where and if hard enough impact comes in contact with it an evil laugh will be played (batteries sold seperately)
using gian electroonic technology we have used the gloves we used ot make the giant hand and attatched them to a giant air hockey puck. Allie and I will pout on the gloves and then control the puck and little um hitter-thing I dont know what they are called. Using magnetic bands anyone who has ever defied us is magnetically strapped onto the pucks and two hitter-thingies so that they will feel pain when they come on impact with the giant steel thingies thoguh I have amny people and an extensive list of people who will be going first I don;t want to bore you so
ciao (which in italian is chow those italians genius I mean come on pizza spaghetti and awesome words what will they coome up with next)

So ciao
Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(s) of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc.

PS I dont know why there is an s at the end of ceo because I Lauren mainly do all the work so take that Allie

Happy 14th Bday ALLIE

2009-01-16T07:30:00.000-08:00

In honor of Allie's bday I Lauren have commandeered this blog....now because i have been slightly lazy lately there was not an evil scheme on wednesday I spent thursday in the laboratories of LAEI and my papooose minions and I made the worlds largest purple bday cake with blue icing it is now placed directly in the center of Majorca which if you don't know is the largest island in Spain...On the beach large firework displays will explode and rock toward the moon so that everyone int eh world will be hypnotize by the beauty of the fireworks!!!!!! they will alll bow down and sing happy birthday to allie in the loudest chorus of voices knownt man world record book here we come
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLIE

Cheers
Lauren

so very evilly sorry

2009-01-15T05:16:00.000-08:00

ok so life is hectic hard to be evil now adays Lauren has an algebra test to study for and Allie well Allie is nothing with out Lauren....:) JKJK
son anyways so very sorry we neglected to create an evil scheme yesterday you will see something special Friday in honor of Allie's bday she completely forgot yesterday was Wednesday I don't think she will be reading this so don't tell her shhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Her bday is Saturday so yep
thanks and have an evil Thursday:(
Cheers
Lauren S.
CEO of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc.

omg read-a-thon

2009-01-09T14:34:00.000-08:00

ok so I shall now tlak about how boring read-a-thons are

oh and by the way happy evil reminder day
Allie and I are reading the weirdest warning labels and I have to say that some of the labels like
warning may contain nuts on the back of a peanut container and warning may be flammable on a bottle of lighter fluid
and other stupid stuff that is totally obvious like do not consume (on a matress)
Its very cold right now EVIL JANUARY u shall be vanquished papoose
so remember to not abide by these warnings and have an evil january my faithful papoose minions

Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(s) of evil inc.
LONG LIVE HP FANFICTION
may Draco MAlfoy never do the macerana in my prescense

-MR. P. how dare you set foot in our school and not say hello to us personally!!!!! :)

sooooo........:) lots of smiles

2009-01-07T13:26:00.000-08:00

so today we are bored snow days are awesome and yet borin'
today we are celebrating a birthday of a friend HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKI
hope being fourteen is evil enough for you in order to celebrate Nikki's bday we are going to make the world's largest blue birthday cake using enormous amounts of blue frosting and many many many packets of yellow cake mix...which we have attained from Lauren and Allie Evil Labs....A hypnotic ray sent across the tri-state area has made everyone come to us and sing the happy birthday song to nikki including our papoose army and our new santa claus mr. p your science knowledge has made you the perfect candidate for the job of santa congrats
so once the giant cake blows up and covers everyone in blinding neon green confetti everyone will aqutomatically bow down at out evil(but amazing) feet and then we will all do the macarana like draco malfoy and then everyone will have a blue happy bday nikki cake glued to their heads and we will release our army of intoxicate seagulls for ultimate pancake treatment bday mode how exciting then giant blue fireworks will explode to say lauren and allie evil inc

so anyways happpy bday nikki sorry thus scheme was so short and just so myou know we cut the cake with a blue light saber and what not
lots of evil smirks
(I edited that because i normally end everything with lots of smilies but it wouldnt have worked so i changed it!!!!!)

Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(s) of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc :)

The Strangest laws in the strangest places

2009-01-02T12:07:00.000-08:00

Happy Evil Reminder day...and New Year too.....
so today we are going to remind you of some of the strangest laws from the strangest places...
1. playing with silly string is against the law in lowdey california
2. In Louisiana a barber can not charge cannot charge a bald man more than 25 cents for a hair cut
3. It is illegal to hunt moths under street lights in Los Angeles
4. In Seattle a dog must pay full bus fare if they weigh more than 20 lbs.
5. In Minnesota you may be jailed for standing in front of a moving train(if you survive)
6. It's against the law in Arkansas to blindfold a cow on a public highway
7. Its the law in French Lick Springs, Indiana for all black cats to wear bells on Friday the Thirteenth so you can hear them coming.
8. Its against the law in Virginia to call someone and not say anything...lol
9. In Georgia it is against the law to spread the rumor if it's not true
10. In Alaska its illegal to push a live moose out of a moving plane...wow...thats odd

Kay just os you know those are all true cited from
"Uncle John's Triumphant 20th anniversery bathroom reader"

So in order to spread fear and decrease denial of our evilness we are officially making badges....o yah
more later
CEO(S) of Evil INC.
Lauren and Allie
Have an Evil Weekend

The New Years Hobo Fight

2008-12-31T14:09:00.000-08:00

This year we will open up the New Year with lots of evilness....!!!!!
Welcome back we are Lauren and Allie (or are we?)
So yesterday Allie and I went to the store and bought one of those tape recorders like the bad guys have on all those bad sitcoms and cartoons. You know the ones used for evil journal enteries and note to selves??????
We may even record an evil laugh or four :)
Todays Target: To bring in the New Year with evilness we have decided that every week we will prove how many times we can take over the world in different ways.
So today may I recomend that if you like oyur eye sight to either leave New York City or not go there to see the ball drop...*cough* notthatitwiilbe*cough*
Plan: To kick off the new year with a hobo fight, ransome notes, and evilness:)

OUTLINE:
We will steal a giant crane from a crane emporium located in Rhode Island and use the giant/enormous crane to lift the ball once it is hoisted up we will use an enlarged pair of garden shears to cut the giant steal cables that hold it up. We will then temporarily place it into the Cumberland County Civic Center (inside joke)
Allie is laughing right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then once it is positioned it will use an enlarged butter knife and cut open a hole where we will put in several hostages that our minion pappooses will gather. All of our enemies will be placed inside the giant glowing ball and then hung inside with a few time bombs and some fireworks. The hostages will also be tortured by having another stack of pancakes hot glued to their head and a swarm of rabid seagulls ushered inside to attack them. Pancake treatment to the extreme.
Also steve killer will be strapped to the fireworks.

Meanwhile Allie and I will steal one of NASA's rockets and two tons of steel cables. We will pick up the ball and take it to the head quarters and launch the rocket on supper speed orbit to the moon where we will wrap the disco ball and hang it on steel cables from the moon.
After we have completed that we are going to have our large minion army of papooses build a large escelator to a platform just below the moon. Then with our evil power we will steal 800 bright and colored spotlights and send them up the the papooses tp lighten up the platform. We will also send them a machine that makes awesome colored alser beams appear which we stole from the astrodome at funtown in funtown splashtown USA and we will also sound up a stolen amp which happens to be the loudest ever developed. We will then hold hostage many of our favorite singers and bring them up th eescelator. On the platform they will sing th eloudest amps ever and perform to the entire world on youtube. Beginning after our penguin minions wire into every tv station in the world to make sure everyone cna hear us. Then they will sing and perform and i twill be looud. Allie and I will give a speech demanding that we recieve 8,000,000 dollars for the return of all equipment, personal, and giant disco ball. IN two hours. By this time it will be 7:00 PM okey dokey and Allie and I will tie upt he singers tot eh loud amp and go down to pick up our specially designed glasses awesome light sabers and the mutant potioned hobo hamster named sweet pea........let share a back up story
Sweet Pea: Allie's hamster has died seven times. Is blind in one eye and missing an ear. This leads me Lauren ot believe that this animal is a hobo. She lives in a cardboard box and fights rabid dogs for dog food.....
So a mutant version of sweet pea is scary got it????
OS we get all of our things and as we take the escalator to the moon we put on festive bow ties of rthe oocasion. When we return our papoose people bring us our ransome and we take the amps and give another announcement. We will not be returning anyhthing. We take a lift to the ball and throw in our new captive celeberties boy fame does come at a price doesn't it????
At exactly ten PM allie and I put on our glasses and get ready for the show giving sweet pea a festive eye patch to protect the non blinded eye and begin to start th elaser show. Allie and our papoose minions ar ejust about to start the laser machines when we are attacked by hobos who took advantage of our unguarded escelator. In hand they all have light sabers They are "sith lords" so they are all red
the battle was fierce and intense sweet pea toook on the entire hob army with ehr purpple light saber and soon their sliced and laser infected bodies were tossed inside the disco ball. Unfortunately one of the hobos was not intoxicated and removed sweet pea's other ear. Giving her another battle scar.
Then we wil; finally turn on the laser light machine aiming at th emetalic disco ball. All the laser lights will reflect of the disco ball and shine into the eyes of everyone but us!!!! Our papoose minions we will have taken every seeing eye dog on the planet and brought them up to the ball where they wee lleft with all the other hostages. After the light show everyone was blinded and no one could see our amazing fireworks show well that wasn't very smart of us was it. All the fire works exploded into glittering balls of fire and th efatness of steve killer blew into the eyes of an unsuspecting mr p. soorry but we have ot make fun of you at least once a scheme we're still waiting for your resume' then the remaining fireworkd explode to say Lauren and Allie Evil Incoporated
Evil Lauren and Allie Style....The way it should be
this was horrible advertising seeing as no one could see it cuz they were blind....:)
So tis all for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't forget to tune in next week for another take over the world scheme...lot of evilness to you
Cheers
The CEO(s) of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc.
Lauren and Allie

Happy Christmas

2008-12-24T09:48:00.000-08:00

Happy Christmas Everyone, Santa will never ever come again mwhahahahahahahahaha to abd he already left take a look at Norad Tracks Santa 2008 it is soooooo Cool (computer generated though!)
Anyways todays target
THE NORTH POLE of course now if any of you have ever seen the polar express imagine i am the conductor saying why to the north pole fo course!!!!!!
Tpday Allie and I will rob th elabs of Lauren and Allie Evil Inc. We willl be taking a newly developed chemical that turns animals rabid how evil an da large cna of blue spray paint supersized and a thousand bow ties.....hmm I wonder what we're doing today

Due to budget cuts in our building we will not be able to take the travel portal for the rest of the month so we are taking our brand new star wars fighter jets to a penguin infested island off the coast of th esmall norht polian village. (The one with the barber shop pole with the candy-cane stripes)

So Allie and I will fly to the island and gather an army of penguins. They will line up and w ewill injest the chemical into them spray paint them blue and then give them a xmas bow time because penguins are always more menacing when they are wearing a bow tie and are blue....yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After transforming the penguins we will leave them in their natural habitats till we pick them up later. Then we will go and intercept the polar express we will yell at the conductor there for making it completely late because we know how they hate that!!! INSERT LOTS OF DANCING AND MUSICAL NUMBERS HERE we will steal all the broken toys from the compartment and then put them in front of the train with super glue so they are stuck mwhahahahahahahahahaha
then we will return to the north pole gather our army and charge the north pole... in the north pole our mutant penguins wil battle the elves while allie and I will battle santa with our light sabers. I have a blue one and Allie has a purple one I wanted the purple one but that loser called it darn!!!!! ONce we ahve knocked out the north poles occupants we will steal al their cookie supplies and burn them in a raging inferno how evil we will then stealthily sneak into teh workshop dodge all the laser lights guarding the noddy and nice lists and inconspicuously change our names from the noddy list to the nice list. Being evil and all we build up a lot of hype about being noddy so we put ourselves on th enice list with permanent ink and we shall forever remain there no matte rhow evil we are the world may need a new santa and some elves any volunteers????? HEy MR. P allie thinks you would be perfect for the job of santa send us your resume and we will be sure to put you at the top of our almighty clip board fo awesomeness...you science knowledge would make a great addition to the north pole!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO thats all for now....tune in next week for more evilness from us:)

-Lauren and Allie

CEO(s) of Evil Inc. Evil The way it should be!!!!!......................................................................................

(The first girls in history to be outlandishly evil but still eb on the nice list ahhhhhh how awesome)

Shout outs to our awesome teachers you know homework was illegal when we ruled the worldd lets keep it tha way *wink* you do know you may be sentenced to pancake treatment*

Mr. P promise us you'll visit because visiting is cool and we were your favorite students any way *smirk* *wink* mwhahahahahahhahahaha

*Pancake Treatment- The evil punishment fo being enclosed on a seagull infested beach with a pile of pancakes superglued to your head

More Later Everyone stay tuned and

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!1

The Eternally Ultimate snow day

2008-12-17T18:02:00.000-08:00

Evil Scheme of the Week 12/17/08
Happy But Evil Wednesday everyone...thanks ever so much for returning to us once again. This may actually be the shortest schme ever no scratch that this is our shortest scheme ever!!!!! I wonder why???? Hmmm..honorary mention to alll of our teachers for being awesome but you know homework is considered evil in the new world sowe may have to sentence you to pancake treatment mwhahahahahahaha the evil punishment of the century much more pleasent and entertaining than hanging you by your thumbs...
copyright enfringement shall be punished with ultimate dooom these week hmm maybe we cna sentence you to take Mr. P’s food web test of DOOM I will ahve to ask hime if he has any copies left...(w emay need a harder the punishment though he says he tried ot make it hard I got a 105 pshh please thanks agian Mr. P. )
Todays target: goldfish around the world they are the ultimate challenge... no but really todays target well we said we were going to colonize the moon we lied due to enormous ammounts of homework I ahve no desire to be in school tomorrow so I will have more time to work on my project if I am home don’t you agree...?
So todays target well..
we were thinking of attacking everyone’s goldfish but it will more be everyone in the general are of Maine... If you like snow come boook oyur flights today!!!! (oh darn i am going all cultural festival on you)
Plan:
Using our awesome spongebob-like abilities ot blow bubbles and a special chemicla called insta bubble we are going to make a giant bubble around the state of Maine. When the bubble is in place. It will instnatly freeze because of th emonitors we placed all inside the bulbble thanks to our associates at Lauren and Allie Evil Labrotories. So we will freeze the bubble and then a giant creation of ours will connect into the clouds “in a miagically awesomeness way” (TO ALL WHO MAY BE OCNCERED THE WORD AWESOMENESS HAS BEEN AN DALWAYS WILL BE OUR WOORD YOU MAYY USE IT BUT IT ISN’T YOUR WORD GET IT?GOT IT!!! GOOD:) <---- thats a smilie face yayyyyyy soooo we will then filter in all precipitaion where are moleculer rearanger enator enator (dr doofenshmirtz uses that phrase) where it will turn it into snow and then send it insiide the giant bubble hence forth making it snow ...ok so I know you’re thinking we are going softer a sweeks pass... so here goes.. as evil people we shall be assigning alll copy right enfringement peeps, peopel who killed a certain Steve The Pen, and people we generally dont like.... so ya enjoy snow shoveling...when it stops snowing and th ebubble is full to bursting we will open a small hole and it will be the job of...
steve killer
hair freak
merril timey
mrs c
the gamblinator
mrs I talk in an odd accent all the time
baby momma
rachel elizabeth dare
morgan york for being a twilight hater
anyone who has not read harry potter sorry...;) now its winking yay!!!
and a bunch of other people I cannot recall at the moment
Ii ahve spent most of my evening completing homework for a few people and just os you all know My IMOVE is amazing...:) yay

so then they will shovel out every building but the school and school shall be known as illegal and th eternal snowday will be amazing!!!!!!!!!

happy Christmas everyone we will be taking next week off unless.... I can come up with some amazing xmassy scheme maybe in honor of Christmas Allie and I will high jack the North pole hmm that sounds like fun w ewill be doing that long Live SNATA CLAUS yay!!!!!!!:) and his elf

Lauren adn Allie CEO(s) of Evil Incorporated Allie and Lauren Style the way evil should be!!!!!

Take over the world week is finally here (may contain lots of blue jello sorry if you're allergic lets hope your not!!! k?)

2008-12-10T11:45:00.000-08:00

Ok so welcome back...I am Lauren and this is Allie and we are the CEO(s) of evil incorporated Lauren and Allie style"the way evil should be" if you have been hiding under a rock for the past few updates lets review friday is evil reminder day and wednesday is scheming day!!!!!! So unless you forgot it is time to......dun dun dunnnn drum roll please???? no wait I am yuor supreme ruler I dont need to say pleas in order to get my drum roll so I command that you give me a drum roll right now!!!!!! ok so there was the drum roll finally...its time for take over the world week and lets hope that your not allergic to teh color blue because for one that is the color of this font oops and it is the color the world will soon be.....mwhaha
todays target: YOU (just kidding) EVERYONE hahahahahahaha
PLAN this is a really long open so dont read if
you dont have time to laugh at our funniness and if you are in the middle of a battle with a lightsaber ooohhh pretty lights I have always wanted a blue one
also do not read if you are supposed ot eb correcting papers or doing something productive
or if you are feeling in denial of yoou evilness we cannot have that okey dokey lets begin

Plan- Blue Jello exists right? right.... Evil blue jello exists right? WRONG up unitl now there has been no such record of evil blue jello i evn gooogled it and nothing has been copyrighted but who cares about copyrights anyway we own the world right? wrong the correct answer would be Lauren and allie cna break copyrights (in this fantasy world of ours) anytime they want and you guys have to follow by our imaginary copyright or face our eviltude ness!!!!!!!!ok so since there is no such thing as evil blue jello we have taken it into our hands to make some ourselves...it serves the entire world and is sold seperately from the supplies to make it we cannot having you try to overthrow us right???worng that is exactly what we want we only want to rule the word for one week because we have to come up with a new plan a week so if we r to busy ruling the world we cannot update darn!!!!!

so we will use a chemical that was developed in Lauren and Allie Evil Labrotories. OS we will be making blue jello by injecting the blue ice chemical into flavorless glob .
ICE is intended for evil purpouses this does not and will never give you any excuse to inject it into
a rabid dog
you grandma
the president
a neighborhood bully
the ice cream man
a grizzly bear
your annoying cousin *cough* jacob*cough*
a random horseshoe crab
your moms homeade pie
santa claus
the tooth fairy
the easter bunny
you may however inject it into
Santas reindeer
Caitlin(you know who you are)
steve killer
mr P.
and any other random passer by
So th eside affects yay the best part of being injected witht his stuff
you turn blue duh!!!!!!!
death
headaches
paralysis
constant denial ooooo ull neve rbe able to accept anything ever again
giddy-ness kinda like after you drink rum but without the hangover haha(not that either of us ahve ever drank rum really but Pirates of teh Carribean gives us some goood mental pics)
hyper ness YAY
the urge to sing and or be random(if you're going to sing sing xmas songs they're the best and if yoou're going to be random the one phrase that cna always win a random contest is this happpy christmas welcome to the cumberland county civic center here is your 29 cans of fancy feast catfood your opponent will be too busy trying to figure out what drug you're on to reply so you will win by default yay!!!)

flying
the urge to jump off a building
and some other stuff it hasnt been tested on pregnant people or people with a serious medical condtion so you dont have to ask your doctor first because they won't know!!!!!!!!1

So when the blue jello is done we will flood the world I will tell you how we made it momentarily...
so when the blue jelloo has flodded the world it will turn everything blue
everything and it will get pretty tiring sitting and looking at blue all day so we will be sending everyone sunglasses with colorfully tinted lenses so you wont always be looking at blue I know I am a genius!!!!!! I think it would suck for you if you hate the color blue how depressing
in order to make the blue jello we will be filling th egrand canyon and great basin located in the United States and then add water the end...ok so in order to stir it we will get some giat red wood trees even though thery are endagered who cares and use them to stir we will ahve a huge robotic pair of hand and someone will wear a huge pair of interactive glovesa nd the hand will do all the work and stir the jell using the trees and you may ask why not just like i dont know stick the hands in th eblue jell o why use the trees well because we needed something long so that the giant hands dont touch the jell they're allergic and stop lookingat me like im insane I told you that earlier.....

(allie took over here not that she wasn't helping there)
Once we mix the blue jello we will take over a news station take cnn for example and then announce to everyone our evil scheme you know how the bad guy tells his arch nemesis the evil scheme while he waits for the countdown clock on the bomb the hero is tied to a chaioir but while the evil guy tells about it the hero escapes oh crap!!! but this time all we will succeed in doing is send ing th epublic into mass hysteria!!!!!!!! phew I just thought I deleted all that that would be horrible....
Then we shall flood the world hahahahahahahahaha MWHAHAHAHAHA hope you like blue world
now over to Lauren

So it would be depressing if you didn't like blue but we can fix that we will charge peopl and then our heard of man-eating trained elephants will go around and suck up the blue jello with their trunks and spray it all over the world's abortion centers!!!!!!1 because they are evil
then we will go and get an enormous cna of white spray paint and spray paint the whit ehouse in the US white because it cnat be known
as the white house if its blue so it will soon be white again

(allie) most definitely
(lauren) hey i wasn't done yet
(allie) fine grumpy!!!!!!
(Lauren) yah so thanks for the input allie...now lets continue

Now you ask what do we do with the TV station we took well we will be airing a 24/7 program that stars us and is hilarious of course and then we will be rich and famous and we will use our power and money to buy off other tv stationas and we will then play hypnotic music on them so that everyone will be hypnotised to obey the rules and then our robots will make sure everyone follows our rules which are displayed below!!!!!!!
1. No doing the macaranea it reminds me too much of Draco Malffoy thanks ever so much allie
2. You must eat carrots and macoroni and chees for thanksgiving dinner because turkey is overrated and I like orange
3. you have to get a TV and wathc our show every night
4. the cosmetics industry makes millions off people trying to look pretty when they already are so no make up allowed ever unless tyler is wearing because if I dont say that she will hit me!!!
5. If you're in jail you obviously did something horrible so I will punish you horribly see I am just punishing accordingly it will be funny for me embarrassing for you and painful haha you will do the hokey pokey on a seagull infested beach with multiple pancakes on your head and a zap collar incase oyu refuse to listen
6.Allie and I are your leaders and you are our pets get it got it good!!!!
7.Tyler will be the official slave of Allie and Lauren even though I dont appprove of slavery so I will gived her umm I dont know the head of shopping industries she buys things for me but she still has to hand feed me grapes and seh cannot buy food she has to dumpster dive for it ...I will give her a never ending credit card to shop with but you cannot buy food with it, weapons, or pay people to buy you a weapon, and no stealing weapons tyler and that is why yoou should not have hit Lauren
8. Jasper Hale will be tyler's official boy friend (because she said so I guess???? hmmm she also sadi japer Cullen but since he doesn't exist she cna have the second option) Tyler must also crack eggs over Alice Cullens head unexpectdly theres your tip off alice keep a sharp eye on the future!!!!!!!!
10/ Harry Potter is supreme ruler of Australia
11. Gossip magazines are illegal anyone found with one will be sent to live on the moon
12. every child in the world only has to go to school for twenty minutes they mnust then spend the rest of the day running laps around the track what if there was an angry gorilla chasiing you and you were too slow so i will help you with that
13. homework is illegal
14. grades are overrated
15. anyone caught giving homework shall be scentenced to pancake treatment
16. everyone even the guys are required to read twilight harry potter and percy jackson and th eoolympians
17. I think tyler will find this one funny NO DUMPSTER DIVING alllowed
18. No teachers shall be allowed to call the vacation in decemebr holiday vacation it IS CHRISTMAS VACATION AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE no one is going to be offended if you call it christmas break
19. the worl will no longer be known as earth it is officially Laurne is awesomeness
(allie) hey why cant it be allie is awesomeness
(lauren) because we all know that I am awesomer than you!!!!!! You can rename pluto Ill send NASA an email as soon as I am done here
20. the moon shall be painted blue that way the phrase once in a blue moon will be funny and pointless the perfect combination...
21.Movie tickets are officially free
22. Lauren will be allowed ot watch twilight any day she wants
23. anyone caught giving tyler food will also suffer ppancake treatment

Soooo in the end Allie and I will be the supreme ruler of the world and CEO(s) of Evil Incorporated Allie and Lauren Style th eway evil should be
tyler will eb fooodless
and the world will be blue but jello-less
TUNE IN ENXT WEKK for how lauren and allie plan to annoy someone and colonize the moon
bye for now have an evil day and rememebr
Wednesday is Scheming Day

CEO(s) of Evil Incorporated Lauren and Allie style the way evil should be!!!!!!!!
MOST DEFINITELY!!!!

Friday is friendly but evil reminder day

2008-12-05T09:41:00.000-08:00

Friday is evil but friendly reminder day so I am taking the time to remind you that next week is take over the world it will include a lot of blue jello!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scheme of the Week December 3rd

2008-12-03T09:26:00.000-08:00

Okey Dokey welcome back to our first official scheme on this blog.
Todays Target shall be known as Steve-Killer
Some Background Info: Steve-Killer earned his name by being a notorious convict in the murder OF STEVE THE PEN( Whom Steve-Killer was jealous of) dun dun dunnnnn
So now we evict our revenge by....
Plans....
Date Plan will be Carried out:12/25/2008 Happy Christmas Steve-Killer
PLAN!!!!! (copy enfringement will be punished by BAD STUFF so don't push us.)
Ok so first we shall drop him into a vat of Vanilla pudding- He won't be able to climb out. He's to large. BTW, Allie is typing this now.
We will then proceed to buy a giant mixer thing and whip the pudding- And Steve-Killer- round and round.
(Lauren) Then we shall put him into a machine where he will instantly fall asleep then we shalll haunt his dreams with memories of the aweosmeness of Steve...mwhahaha
Then in our evil lab we will put him in the time machine which is next door and trap him in the prehistoric age
(Allie) Were he will be eaten by a T-Rex.

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-27T17:05:00.000-08:00

If you're reading this prepare to be reading lots of ideas in our evil scheming-ness
The people we are conspiring against have had their names changed in order to respect their privacy!!!!!!!!!!! Cuz that is important on the internet....you have no Idea if our names are even what we say they are...dun dun dunnnnn we are evil hence the name (Lauren and Allie Evil Incorporated) ok so we update our blog every wednesday with a new evil scheme of the week remember WEDNESDAY IS SCHEMING DAY!!!!!!!
-Even though tis thursday have an evil week
Allie and Lauren
CEO(s) of Evil Incorporated:Allie and Lauren Style... the way it should be.....

P.S. We don't ocver any accidents, interferences with the law, grizzly bear attacks, groundign from yuor parents, or any other thing that may happen if you decide to try out are evil plans......

P.P.S. No one was ACTUALLY harmed in the performance of these plans
our goal is to take fver the world some day and then you'll be sorry mwhahahahahahahaha