Hi,
This is a public release statement to everyone who has been reading our blog. We'd like to tell everyone that we're terribly sorry for sharing people's last names please do tell us if we make this mistake again I am pretty sure I got them all out of the previous blogs. Second our scheme tomorrow is going to be classical but amazing. Third :) We're going to start working much better on our schemes to ensure less typos and such...
Thanks for Reading As of Late
Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(s) of LAEI
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
whistling innocently
im rather boreddddd so I decided to come and update here!!!!!!
Everyone best come here tomorrow and read our amazing April Fools Scheme
Okey Doke?
Cheers
Lauren
offical updater and
CEO of LAEI
p.s. Here is where i say something witty and funny but all i feel like saying is
mwhahahahahahahahahahahah lol
im boreddddddddddd
" I find reason tedious and boring we'll use force,"
"My left or your left? My left of course you silly Mort I am king all the lefts are mine!!!!"
Everyone best come here tomorrow and read our amazing April Fools Scheme
Okey Doke?
Cheers
Lauren
offical updater and
CEO of LAEI
p.s. Here is where i say something witty and funny but all i feel like saying is
mwhahahahahahahahahahahah lol
im boreddddddddddd
" I find reason tedious and boring we'll use force,"
"My left or your left? My left of course you silly Mort I am king all the lefts are mine!!!!"
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
HIIIIIIIIIII-YAHHHHHHHH
Top O' The Morning Everyone....Hope you had a lovely St. Patrick's Day Filled with leprechauns, fairy princesses, pots of gold, rainbows, and our lovely mascot Leon Peon the Leprechaun!!!
Alright, Allie is sharing the floor with Lauren of course who else?!! Today is the day you've all been waiting for...
SPONTANEOUS DAY!!!!
To kick off spontaneous day, Lauren and I had a very fun kung-fu battle with mutant penguin ninjas that our lab created for us. Then we laughed evilly and began to scheme!!!!!
Today we are going to be SPONTANEOUS woooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
Then we threw rocks at the window to the American Idol stage and held J.K. Rowling for ransom demanding to know why our Hogwarts letters were mysteriously lost in the mail. Over to Allie.
After this we enjoyed a snack of peanut butter pickles and pink bubble gum, which I am not supposed to eat. Haha dentist.
Then we decided to steal all the Disney Princess movies on the planet and blow them up in a giant shamrock shaped pinata. Once the movies blow up, fireworks are released that spell " Happy Spontaneous Day" and then explode again into a million tiny flying leprechauns, that will then proceed to kick the bunnies of the world out of there burrows. Leprechauns need homes to, you know. The bunnies will be given homes in the humongous field outside of LAEI labs.
Alright, It is time for us to watch a movie. Were going to be watching The Little Mermaid!!!! Maybe next week we'll find a way to turn it evil..... An evil-inator ray.....Hmmm.
Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO's Of LAEI
p.s. here is the answer to our queries
1. We dont know....
2. We dont know
3. most definitely she was born that way...
4. yes
5. yes
Alright, Allie is sharing the floor with Lauren of course who else?!! Today is the day you've all been waiting for...
SPONTANEOUS DAY!!!!
To kick off spontaneous day, Lauren and I had a very fun kung-fu battle with mutant penguin ninjas that our lab created for us. Then we laughed evilly and began to scheme!!!!!
Today we are going to be SPONTANEOUS woooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
Then we threw rocks at the window to the American Idol stage and held J.K. Rowling for ransom demanding to know why our Hogwarts letters were mysteriously lost in the mail. Over to Allie.
After this we enjoyed a snack of peanut butter pickles and pink bubble gum, which I am not supposed to eat. Haha dentist.
Then we decided to steal all the Disney Princess movies on the planet and blow them up in a giant shamrock shaped pinata. Once the movies blow up, fireworks are released that spell " Happy Spontaneous Day" and then explode again into a million tiny flying leprechauns, that will then proceed to kick the bunnies of the world out of there burrows. Leprechauns need homes to, you know. The bunnies will be given homes in the humongous field outside of LAEI labs.
Alright, It is time for us to watch a movie. Were going to be watching The Little Mermaid!!!! Maybe next week we'll find a way to turn it evil..... An evil-inator ray.....Hmmm.
Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO's Of LAEI
p.s. here is the answer to our queries
1. We dont know....
2. We dont know
3. most definitely she was born that way...
4. yes
5. yes
Friday, March 13, 2009
Happy Friday The Thirteenth
Welcome Everyone To LAEI in case you've been lving in the mystical town of Far Far Away for a long long time...We are Lauren and Allie
and today is the day of the unluckies
So like the evil people that we are we are preying on people's fear of bad luck and making everything noooooo lucky...:)
ladders and broken mirrors and black cats for everyone...
the surface of the planet has been entirely cracked so no one can avoid the cracks on the ground our papoose minions have ravaged the surface of the earth dropping potted plants on peoples heads, and smashing mirrors with rocks lowering ladders over people and being completely evil...the black cat-ennator-ennator is a large robotic black cat that shoots lasers out of its eyes and burns office buildings and homes to the ground. Stomping on evil people and unleshing evil fury....
so Happy Fri. 13th
cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(S) of LAEI
p.s. I must find a suitable host body
p.p.s. We are answering questions ON WEDNESDAY!!!!
p.p.p.s. The font is orange and green because I FELT LIKE IT!
p.p.p.p.s. the challenge of the day is...finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy....mwhahahahahaha
cheers :)
Lauren and Alls
and today is the day of the unluckies
So like the evil people that we are we are preying on people's fear of bad luck and making everything noooooo lucky...:)
ladders and broken mirrors and black cats for everyone...
the surface of the planet has been entirely cracked so no one can avoid the cracks on the ground our papoose minions have ravaged the surface of the earth dropping potted plants on peoples heads, and smashing mirrors with rocks lowering ladders over people and being completely evil...the black cat-ennator-ennator is a large robotic black cat that shoots lasers out of its eyes and burns office buildings and homes to the ground. Stomping on evil people and unleshing evil fury....
so Happy Fri. 13th
cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(S) of LAEI
p.s. I must find a suitable host body
p.p.s. We are answering questions ON WEDNESDAY!!!!
p.p.p.s. The font is orange and green because I FELT LIKE IT!
p.p.p.p.s. the challenge of the day is...finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy....mwhahahahahaha
cheers :)
Lauren and Alls
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
WOO HOO ITS BLAME KELSEY DAY
Good Afternoon Everyone
today is actually Wedenesday aren't we awesome? Yah I know we are!!!!! SO anyways....today is National Blame Kelsey Day
Kelsey ..the source of all evil besides ourselves of course is the most evil member of the Parkin household and everything is her fault!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
today we are going ot steal the Eiffel Tower and Blame it on kelsey of Course........The Eiffel Tower will officialy be located on Pluto which IS a planet.....has been and always will be!!!!!! you cannot just change it!!!!! so there
anyways there will be no ransome because anyone they send to retrieve it will automatically be captured by our giant butterfly net located on neptune and manne dby our papoose minions.....
so it will be impossible to retrieve "ze eiffel tower" as ze french would zay
alls and I are currently enjoying cotton candy popsicles they are yummy la duh!!!!
so now we will take a leaf out of th eSuite of Life of Zack and Cody's Book and make the sounds of a french wave
la woosh la crash la woosh la crash la woosh la crash...:)
and then we steal the croiussants...and all those big gondalla boat things with the giant oars and the mimes.....cuz they are so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and we shall blame KELSEY so once again MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA wow we do a lot of that here....
we shall replace the eiffel tower with a large flashing neon sign saying lauren...alls would like to add and allie but lauren says la no
wow the french are fun they just put la in front of everything
isnt that so enchente'
wi?
Now we're boredd....so lets answer some comments
NO WIZARD we are not addressing said person!!!!!!! If we want to make an inflatable you to fill your spot at your lunch table and ward out losers like "the monkey man"...and other peoples.....we'll tell you who the monkey man is later. We would like to see you try to drown us in blue jello so bring it on!!!! LA CHEERS
Caitlin...I am sitting right next to you as you as you wrote that comment so no...I am just naturally funny and spontaneous....hmm good idea lauren spontaneous day next wednesday.....lol
Ted....Do I know you? Maybe...your name seems farmiliar...well anyways thanks for commenting yes you can throw the cupcakes at rude people alls and I are pretty rude people so dont throw cupcakes at us...
Mr. P.
WOOOOOOO thanks for commenting again....yes we are very spontaneous people so tune in next week for spontaneous day because we told you to....:)
so we're done now say adios the Eiffel Tower (alls would like to reprimand Lauren for using Spanish in a French Dedicated scheme)
Cheers
Lauren and Allie
p.s. On your comments please tell us why....
1. you think the leaning tower of piza remains leaning
2. kangaroos sleep with eye open (alls would like to add they don't....)
3. Lauren is cooler than alls (alls likes to add "you're not" and I Say ummm you're in denial)
4. What would make someone naturally run like a penguin (we know some peoples who do)
5. It is natural for a male to flip their hair constantly....
just curious share youor opinions and we'll share ours next week on...
SPONTANEOUS DAY
LA Cheers
Lauren and Alls
today is actually Wedenesday aren't we awesome? Yah I know we are!!!!! SO anyways....today is National Blame Kelsey Day
Kelsey ..the source of all evil besides ourselves of course is the most evil member of the Parkin household and everything is her fault!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
today we are going ot steal the Eiffel Tower and Blame it on kelsey of Course........The Eiffel Tower will officialy be located on Pluto which IS a planet.....has been and always will be!!!!!! you cannot just change it!!!!! so there
anyways there will be no ransome because anyone they send to retrieve it will automatically be captured by our giant butterfly net located on neptune and manne dby our papoose minions.....
so it will be impossible to retrieve "ze eiffel tower" as ze french would zay
alls and I are currently enjoying cotton candy popsicles they are yummy la duh!!!!
so now we will take a leaf out of th eSuite of Life of Zack and Cody's Book and make the sounds of a french wave
la woosh la crash la woosh la crash la woosh la crash...:)
and then we steal the croiussants...and all those big gondalla boat things with the giant oars and the mimes.....cuz they are so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and we shall blame KELSEY so once again MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA wow we do a lot of that here....
we shall replace the eiffel tower with a large flashing neon sign saying lauren...alls would like to add and allie but lauren says la no
wow the french are fun they just put la in front of everything
isnt that so enchente'
wi?
Now we're boredd....so lets answer some comments
NO WIZARD we are not addressing said person!!!!!!! If we want to make an inflatable you to fill your spot at your lunch table and ward out losers like "the monkey man"...and other peoples.....we'll tell you who the monkey man is later. We would like to see you try to drown us in blue jello so bring it on!!!! LA CHEERS
Caitlin...I am sitting right next to you as you as you wrote that comment so no...I am just naturally funny and spontaneous....hmm good idea lauren spontaneous day next wednesday.....lol
Ted....Do I know you? Maybe...your name seems farmiliar...well anyways thanks for commenting yes you can throw the cupcakes at rude people alls and I are pretty rude people so dont throw cupcakes at us...
Mr. P.
WOOOOOOO thanks for commenting again....yes we are very spontaneous people so tune in next week for spontaneous day because we told you to....:)
so we're done now say adios the Eiffel Tower (alls would like to reprimand Lauren for using Spanish in a French Dedicated scheme)
Cheers
Lauren and Allie
p.s. On your comments please tell us why....
1. you think the leaning tower of piza remains leaning
2. kangaroos sleep with eye open (alls would like to add they don't....)
3. Lauren is cooler than alls (alls likes to add "you're not" and I Say ummm you're in denial)
4. What would make someone naturally run like a penguin (we know some peoples who do)
5. It is natural for a male to flip their hair constantly....
just curious share youor opinions and we'll share ours next week on...
SPONTANEOUS DAY
LA Cheers
Lauren and Alls
Thursday, March 5, 2009
42 can too rule the world so there!!!!!
welcome to LAEI
yes we know its Thursday...
and we know yesterday was Natzi Sympathizer day what do you think we are stupid and evil?????
So anyways MEAs are evil wearing exhaustian into my already busy life as softball will be starting soon and I have NHD to look forward to got to love acronyms right everyone????
so anyways yes we know that yesterday was National Scheming Day and we had enormous plans but seeing as I am very tired I have more MEAs tomorrow last day though...and we get muffins, as the muffin conspiracy is long over.....so anyways we shall content your restless souls by handing out FREE MUFFINS FOR EVERYONE enjoy.....your favorite flavors, crunchy warm or moist all in one!! your "dream muffin" today!!!!!!!!!
so anyways....I was really hyper at lunch today what can I say overtiredness
so on to another subject quote of the day this isn't exactly a quote unless I am quoting myself.....but anyway RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY "If people weren't so stinkin stereotypical the number 42 would already be ruling the world,"
so anyways....sorry for lack of quality as of late the NSD festivities have been moved evilly towards next Wednesday because next Wednesday is the 11th and not the 12th
oh and if you're reading this
COME SEE THE HARLEM ROCKETS PLAY AGAINST OUR VERY OWN MR. ABBOTT ON THURSDAY MARCH 12TH WOOHOOO!!!!!! WE'LL BE THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS OF COURSE....:)
So anyways that all for now sleep tight everyone evil dreams
Lauren and Alls
CEO(1&2) of LAEI
p.s. To Wizard: Congrats Alls says hi but shes not really here so I think she is sleeping not really saying hi...smirk
p.p.s Lauren is in a rather awesome mood because casting for the movie the Lightning Thief is finally over coming out in 2010 and the casters chose Logan Lerman...But is angry because the actress they chose for Annabeth is like 23 not even close to 11 or 12 (the ages of the book characters)
CHEERS
yes we know its Thursday...
and we know yesterday was Natzi Sympathizer day what do you think we are stupid and evil?????
So anyways MEAs are evil wearing exhaustian into my already busy life as softball will be starting soon and I have NHD to look forward to got to love acronyms right everyone????
so anyways yes we know that yesterday was National Scheming Day and we had enormous plans but seeing as I am very tired I have more MEAs tomorrow last day though...and we get muffins, as the muffin conspiracy is long over.....so anyways we shall content your restless souls by handing out FREE MUFFINS FOR EVERYONE enjoy.....your favorite flavors, crunchy warm or moist all in one!! your "dream muffin" today!!!!!!!!!
so anyways....I was really hyper at lunch today what can I say overtiredness
so on to another subject quote of the day this isn't exactly a quote unless I am quoting myself.....but anyway RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY "If people weren't so stinkin stereotypical the number 42 would already be ruling the world,"
so anyways....sorry for lack of quality as of late the NSD festivities have been moved evilly towards next Wednesday because next Wednesday is the 11th and not the 12th
oh and if you're reading this
COME SEE THE HARLEM ROCKETS PLAY AGAINST OUR VERY OWN MR. ABBOTT ON THURSDAY MARCH 12TH WOOHOOO!!!!!! WE'LL BE THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS OF COURSE....:)
So anyways that all for now sleep tight everyone evil dreams
Lauren and Alls
CEO(1&2) of LAEI
p.s. To Wizard: Congrats Alls says hi but shes not really here so I think she is sleeping not really saying hi...smirk
p.p.s Lauren is in a rather awesome mood because casting for the movie the Lightning Thief is finally over coming out in 2010 and the casters chose Logan Lerman...But is angry because the actress they chose for Annabeth is like 23 not even close to 11 or 12 (the ages of the book characters)
CHEERS
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Lets talk NSD
ok so NSD can mean many things
natzi sympathizer day
no sugar day
narcotic socks day
national sleeping say
narotic spider day
no sleep day
night singing day
noodle soup day
nasty snake day
national serpent day
NSD......National Scheming Day
Be here or be a loser....
cheers
Lauren who is ultimately boreddd!!!!!!
coordinator of NSD
CEO #1 of LAEI
natzi sympathizer day
no sugar day
narcotic socks day
national sleeping say
narotic spider day
no sleep day
night singing day
noodle soup day
nasty snake day
national serpent day
NSD......National Scheming Day
Be here or be a loser....
cheers
Lauren who is ultimately boreddd!!!!!!
coordinator of NSD
CEO #1 of LAEI
Today is Prep-day
HI!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to LAEI on Tuesday as you all know tomorrow is NSD(national scheming day).....This is going to be one of the largest celebrations on LAEI ever....the first Wednesday of March....every....every....every...every year....
So without further ado
THE NSD COMITTEE
Round of Applause....a few drum rolls, and a loud badly sounding harmonica for
Lauren S.
Allie P.
of course.....
Volunteers....they're in it for the cupcakes..........
Katie
Tyler
Sam (Saranto)
Nikki
they will all be helping us spread the evil with cupcakes tomorrow so lets talk about these peeps....
well we just kinda said hey wanna be in the NSD Comitte you get cupcakes...and they said sure....
doesn't it suck Wizard moving right before we give out cupcakes....nah nahh nah nahhh nahhhh!!!!!
so now evil laugh everyone.....mwhahahahahahhahahahahahahah because the MEAs need to die in a hole at least the muffin conspiracy was over someone said we might not be having muffins....so sad
anyways im here your there...we'll be here tomorrow you be here tomorrow and we're going to have tons of evil fun!!!!!
cheers
Lauren
Cordinatior of NSD
CEO #1 of LAEI
YAH THATS RIGHT ALLIE I TOOK 1 SO MEH
quote of the day....
"yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift thats why they call it the present," The Giant Turtle in the Peach/Orchid/pink flowered tree in
THE KUNG FU PANDA!!!!!!!! HIIIIII YAAAAAAAAAA
HAPPY NSD
cheers
Welcome to LAEI on Tuesday as you all know tomorrow is NSD(national scheming day).....This is going to be one of the largest celebrations on LAEI ever....the first Wednesday of March....every....every....every...every year....
So without further ado
THE NSD COMITTEE
Round of Applause....a few drum rolls, and a loud badly sounding harmonica for
Lauren S.
Allie P.
of course.....
Volunteers....they're in it for the cupcakes..........
Katie
Tyler
Sam (Saranto)
Nikki
they will all be helping us spread the evil with cupcakes tomorrow so lets talk about these peeps....
well we just kinda said hey wanna be in the NSD Comitte you get cupcakes...and they said sure....
doesn't it suck Wizard moving right before we give out cupcakes....nah nahh nah nahhh nahhhh!!!!!
so now evil laugh everyone.....mwhahahahahahhahahahahahahah because the MEAs need to die in a hole at least the muffin conspiracy was over someone said we might not be having muffins....so sad
anyways im here your there...we'll be here tomorrow you be here tomorrow and we're going to have tons of evil fun!!!!!
cheers
Lauren
Cordinatior of NSD
CEO #1 of LAEI
YAH THATS RIGHT ALLIE I TOOK 1 SO MEH
quote of the day....
"yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift thats why they call it the present," The Giant Turtle in the Peach/Orchid/pink flowered tree in
THE KUNG FU PANDA!!!!!!!! HIIIIII YAAAAAAAAAA
HAPPY NSD
cheers
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