DUDESSSSSSSSSS

Allie doesn't know im doing this shhhhh
been busy hope everyon ehad an excellent start to a new school year and a splendiforous summer......IM in keyboarding.....the horrors save me now lol
That wasnt very evil but trust me somethign evil will be done to this psychotic teacher
Cheers Lauren

Carpe Diem

'Lo Everyone
today Is Carpe Diem Day
meaning in latin Seize the Day Day.............
Tomorrow at LAEI we're seizing the day............
be here
or be somewhere else we won't care
cheers
Lauren

'Lo Everyone

'Lo Everyone how are you........welcome to softball season....when Lauren has the most obnoxious practice schedule....but whatever:)
So Sorry I never got around to retyping it was just so frustrating and now I should be doing homework and taking a shower but noooooo I am updating here because I am nice like that

Quotes of the day
-Its not cheating its innovative use of resources
- I dont lie I just get creative with the truth
so today we are destroying evil forces...........we can't have competition now can we?

Today we destroy Moths, Mosquitoes and Black Flies by sending out a new chemical mist across the planet killing any living mosquito, black fly or moth because they are just generally annoying and then we're going to move on and take care of bees, wasps, hornets, horse flies and other stuff...........and now I ahve nothing else to say so off to finish my homework
Cheers
Lauren
LAEI
p.s. I know that was horrible I think the best part was the quotes personally

Hi

Hello Everyone sorry for the long delay I had an entire scheme of awesomeness all typed out and it was hilarious if I do say so myself and then my internet connection was lost and it all got deleted sorry for lack of awesomeness lately we will be up and running next week.....but for now excuse me while I go bang my head against the wall a few times after the 16 page update i typed was deleted........it was funny too

quotes of the day
"It is hard to tell if a man is telling the truth when you know you would lie if you were in his place." H. L. Mencken

and the classic

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good...."

Cheers
A Very Depressed Lauren
CEO of LAEI


p.s check out the new title.....
Cheers
L.S.

Bout of Boredom

We seem to be facing a bout fo extreme boredom.....hm nothing to do nothing to do nothing to do...okay I have homework but who cares not me
cheers for now i just might go start on some of that homework
Lauren

Welcome to Lauren Land

Hello Everyone, Good Day, How are you?

So we said we would give you an awesome April Fools Scheme wellllll April Fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha Ha I laugh at my own wittiness actually we forgot but isn't it just the perfect cover-up? So today Thursday I shall just be evil. Ten minutes ago well brain storming I asked myself, What do you think of when you think of the word evil I myself think of....
homework
fish sticks (blah)
lines to get on roller coasters
movie theater prices
Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter Books)
Gym....side story today my dad called me from work (he works nights) and I was whining about gym and he goes I love gym and I said really and then he asked a ton of peeps form work if they liked gym they all answered yes and I said who did you ask? And he made a list my only response was...you asked a ton of guys duh!!!!! lol
the waiters at Chinese Buffets
Captain Hook
frozen pizza
rainbows (looks can be deceiving I mean look at Voldemort...oh wait he does look evil)

So anyways I was thinking how do I incorporate all of that into a scheme...
This is the point where I tell you how.....just making sure you're following

It all began late one night in the downstairs bathroom of Lauren's house hiding the linen closet burried under towels,
A stroke of brilliance has happened and now I whilst away my time her recording irrefutable proof (did I mention it was use big and uncommon words today)
!!!!!!!!!!!ooooo I see a side story coming on....so today on the news they played beat it and everyone i mean EVERYONE was dancing it was so annoying because Evan and Kyle can;t dance and neither can Shayne lol
so that inspired Katie and I to launch Fergusson Dance Day and everyone in Fergusson was dancing all day playing music all of the time.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I think that is the last of my side stories now where was I????
Oh Yahhhhh irrefutable proof of how brilliant I am.......

so here is my plan....ransack the Harry Potter Convention because there really is one....there isn't a Twilight convention now is there? So that just proves how much better Harry Potter is than Twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear to you that the kids choice awards on Nick is rigged!!!! completely r-i-g-g-e-d rigged!!!!!!!!!! so anyways we ransack the convention steal all merchandise and then launch a world wide Harry Potter day to commemorate his achievement in defeating the great Dark Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then we will hand out wands people will delude themselves into thinking their real and I Lauren ruler of Lauren Land will hide from the authorities in my linen closet............
No I am not telling you why it is necessary to hide from the authorities at the time being...
so for now hope you enjoyed that wonderful insight into the life and statue fo wonderfulness of Lauren LAAAAAAND.......du nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Lauren Land (bat man theme song everyone)

Join Us Next Week As we take out the evil that is Fish Sticks I already have a brilliant idea!!!!!

Cheers
Lauren

thought of the day: Its very hard to explain the flavor of bubble gum to someone who has never tried it!!!!! of course who has never tried bubble gum?

quote of the day: if I die I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
sorry that was mean next

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
next

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
heh we just learned relative frequency thats funny gotta show that to Mr. Abbott

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
Woo Hoo Star Wars I will now commence yoda talk

eat fish stick I shall not
eat cotton candy we must
run laps around the house int eh the dark we shall

sorry enough of that hope you enjoyed my quotes
Cheers Again Lauren

Hello Everyone

Hi,
This is a public release statement to everyone who has been reading our blog. We'd like to tell everyone that we're terribly sorry for sharing people's last names please do tell us if we make this mistake again I am pretty sure I got them all out of the previous blogs. Second our scheme tomorrow is going to be classical but amazing. Third :) We're going to start working much better on our schemes to ensure less typos and such...
Thanks for Reading As of Late
Cheers
Lauren and Allie
CEO(s) of LAEI